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tenderoni

catfish are jumpin'. cotton's high.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Lately, a lot of A Hawk and a Hacksaw and various banjo/accordion classics...Built to Spill, TRIFLES!, Rye Rye, Ryan Wade, Band of Horses, Sun Kil Moon, Sufjan Stevens, The Weakerthans, Ratatat, Etta James, The Shins, Fruitbats, and Mates of State. MC Chris, Beirut, Tilly and the Wall, Marvin Gaye, Common, and The Carter Family, Dolly, Patsy, Loretta, and June. Man Man, The Decemberists, Stevie Wonder, Yo La Tengo, Barnraisers, Mahalia Jackson, Earl Scruggs, Mos Def, Wolf Parade, The Blow, Of Montreal. And, all that mid-to-late-90's K records/KRS tuffntender lady music.

Movies:

Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Science of Sleep, The Graduate, The Goonies, The first three Vacation movies, Stand by Me, Psycho, Some Like it Hot, Little Miss Sunshine, Waiting for Guffman, Badlands, Lean on Me, Revenge of the Nerds, etc.

Television:

Where applicable: Lovespring Intl., The Comeback, Project Runway, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, ...Life on the D-List, Reno 911, The Office (BBC & NBC), Kath and Kim. Hard Shine! TV in general, circa 1983. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Books:

Currently: Under the Banner of Heaven, and an assortment of eye-candy coffee table art books. Astro by Nils Hamm, Post Secret, Found, Road Food by Jane and Michael Stern. Happy Kitty Bunny Pony, Stiff, Choke, Lonesome Dove, This Boy's Life, Rural Studio, The Catcher in the Rye, Nickel and Dimed, The Outsiders, The Red Pony, East of Eden, Lord of the FLIES (no rings for me please.) Ragtime, Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, anything that romaticizes the American working class experience between 1850 and 1980. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs cultivated my love affair with food and weather. Also, my old sketchbooks and other people's diaries. And, anything by Lynda Barry or either Sedaris. I love a book with lavish illustrations and graphic novels like Brooklyn Dreams and Optic Nerve.

Heroes:

my grandparents:

My Blog

New York City on 30 minutes notice

So, on Friday night i was supposed to have  drinks with my friend Claire. But, she called and suggested an alternate plan, namely, that we should forgo the drinks and drive to New York City for t...
Posted by tenderoni on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST

Emancipated

It's official. I'm a free man. After a year and a half of corporate stoogism, I'm finally done. Granted, I did form an intimate relationship with all things plywood-and-bondo related. But, in exchange...
Posted by tenderoni on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:14:00 PST

Edge Sander: 1, Me: 0

So, today, i completely fucked my 3 year spotless safety record. And it only took .5 seconds. I was sanding a 16" round circle of plywood on the edge sander at work. If you don't know what at edge san...
Posted by tenderoni on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:34:00 PST

zosima said it best

"Above all, avoid lies, all lies, especially the lie to yourself. Keep watch on your own lie and examine it every hour, every minute. And avoid contempt, both of others and of yourself: what seems ba...
Posted by tenderoni on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:37:00 PST