The celebration that ensues when Jen finds creamer Automatic shutoff, orchids, galax, trilium, Dick Gordon and Mr. David Patel, my favorite Gastonian college grad.
MITCH 'n KITCH! A muralist, the Ivory-billed Woodpecker, Terry Gross and friends of Terry Gross, a Zapatista, Bill Frist so I can punch him in the face, two-year-olds with the manners of fifth graders, a group of Zach Lihatches drinking BEER around a table, circa 1960.
Kings of Convenience, Erlend, anything causing a burst of Pop 'n Lock or performed by people wearing the following glasses: (the green here is a good green)
Stephanie?
The Situation Room
The Story of Civilization I - X, not VII
Sylvia Poggioli, Sgt. Handcock, the good ol' hometown dropout, Jen's current love interests (Jess, Jesse, Joel, Jayme and the Pussycat Dolls' frontlady, but not necessarily in that order), teachers.