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Jet Boy Jet Girl

you're a-cruisin' for a bruisin'.

About Me

You have no idea how badly I want to fight a gang of rollerblading nazis from 1991.


I have seen girls slip a sheet of kitchen roll in the bottom of their biscuit tins, when opening a new packet of digestives, and although this is completely unnecessary, it is strangely alluring.
this is where you will find the nudes. this is where you will find the nudes. this is where you will find the nudes. this is where you will find the nudes. this is where you will find the nudes. this is where you will find the nudes. this is where you will find the nudes. this is where you will find the nudes.
Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, death that spawns as life succumbs, while death and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen.
When the six pack ends, when your ear she bends
When the beer is through and she's nagging you
That's when your lid flips and your patience rips
Then you knock her out with a mighty clout
-Wife Beater

LOL@NOUNS

My Interests

just remember, if there isn't any blood you're probably not doing it right.

I'd like to meet:


Tremble.

Watkins called the boy 'stupid,' wrapped him in blankets 'like a burrito,' and told his mother to yell at him. He wet his pants, but Watkins wouldn't stop, even when the mother begged to end the session. Watkins lashed out saying, 'Do you want to bond with him or not?'

Basic principles of hand-to-hand combat:
1. Be aggressive
2. Keep your eyes on the opponent
3. Distract the opponent
4. Disable or be Disabled
5. Vary the attack to fit the situation
6. Turn the defense into an unrelenting attack
7. Feel superior to the opponent, regardless of the battered size or the evidence of strength

You know you will not have time to stop and think, when engaging in hand-to-hand combat.
Therefore, your actions must be automatic.
Remember, attack aggressively, with one purpose in mind: To Kill.

Music:


999, adam ant, adult., air, arzt+pfusch, beat happening, big black, billy idol, black lung, blitz, boomtown rats, boyd rice, buzzcocks, cabaret voltaire, christian death, chron gen, cock sparrer, combichrist, cop shoot cop, dead boys, death in june, devo, duran duran, einsturzende neubauten, elysian fields, fad gadget, faith no more, fantomas, foetus, front 242, godspeed you black emperor, grauzone, gun club herb alpert & the tijuana brass, johnny cash, johnny thunders, killing joke, kleenex/liliput, kompressor, laibach, louis xiv, lovage, magazine, manes, marc riley and the creepers, murder city devils, nick cave, noisex, ohgr, queens of the stone age, ralph gean, radio birdman, ramones, revolting cocks, richard hell, rocket from the tombs/crypt, roy orbison, silicon teens, skinny puppy, slaughter and the dogs, snog, solex, special duties, stiff little fingers, suicide commando, talking heads, tear garden, the adicts, the adverts, the boys, the cramps, the devil makes three, the fall, the meteors, the monks, the mummies, the pixies, the screamers, the specials, the swans, the queers, this morn' omina, thrill kill kult, tomahawk, toy dolls, velvet acid christ, visage, western soundtracks, wumpscut , all that other stuff, but not most of it. ..

Movies:


cemetery man, buffalo '66, el topo, metropolis (with 80's soundtrack), biozombie, faster pussycat kill kill, fear and loathing in las vegas, santa sangre, brade runna, the omega man, revenger's tragedy, repo man, down by law, amadeus, the good the bad and the ugly, prayer of the rollerboys, withnail and i, shock em dead, wax- or the discovery of television among the bees, raising arizona, the chumscrubber, i drink your blood, the exterminating angel, vertigo, argento, fulci, jarmusch, jodorowsky...

Television:

You can't cast that here.

Books:


plague dogs, maldoror, confederacy of dunces, snow crash, the dehumanization of man, all quiet on the western front, the sorrows of young werther, please kill me, salinger, PKD, sartre, kafka, bradbury, vonnegut, jim goad, etc. ..

Heroes:

my daddy, puppies, ..

My Blog

Uniconsciousness and Butterfly Wisdom of the Slumberfaggot

i am a scarecrow in search of a needle within my own hay stack of an existence.in all honesty, without the internet.. i cannot internalize or soul search. or seek souls. i was walking tonight with pun...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:18:00 PST

seeing eye bitch

bluthndre: Your dog is a fence hopper.maldor0r: i knew it!maldor0r: put spikes on top.maldor0r: chicken wire.bluthndre: He puts his feet through the holes and climbs like a rabbitmaldor0r: OHHHHHHHH G...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:41:00 PST

liverwurst: best of the wurst

Chance Mockfort: Vaginamaldor0r: COckmaldor0r: best conversation i've had all day.Chance Mockfort: We'll leave it there then.DiaryofLisaFrank: DiaryofLisaFrank: Imagine it as a hidden camer...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:08:00 PST

PUNKY DUNK AND THE SPOTTED PUP

There’s nothing wrong with our society’s present state. There’s absolutely no need to protest. Here. He’s a kitty. A tranquil, compliant little kitty.Punky Dunk was a happy lit...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:10:00 PST

ok, H stands for fire.

maldor0r: i think i’d marry the singer of cop shoot cop.EvaBraunsCervix: heh!maldor0r: I WOULD!!maldor0r: I DARE YOU TO DARE ME TO DO ITmaldor0r: IT’LL BE LIKE A TEEN MOVIE GONE AWRYEvaBra...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:31:00 PST

the best way to deal with I Ching is to take a bath.

NOT THAT I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS CRAP.http://www.homebrew.net/ching/index.htmlon severance: 27. I / The Corners of the Mouth (Providing Nourishment) ---------- ---- ---- above K^..en...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:44:00 PST

room 429

What you don't understand is where everything's leadingWhen all of the signs you see still point to overloadAs you reach out your hand, a shattered picture's recedingLike tail-lights along that loneso...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:32:00 PST

No Love Lost

there was a ginger candy stuck to my computer, trying to get breathed in through the gills, but i just tore its tender flesh off the plastic and had a bite. it was beautiful.i have this thing with wer...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST

CARE FREE FEEL GOOD TERRORISM (lets spell out LOVE with our bodies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

maldor0r: THE WORLD IS FULL OF NOISEEEEE (lol)>maldor0r: someone sent me that slowdive song THE WORLD IS FULL OF NOISE (dagger)maldor0r: and i'd always seen that line on like, every.. cool mopey kid's...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

mindbodylightsound

I am at your zenith. mehico21: Um, NEXT BEST THING ALERTmehico21: "lol! I just had to make this, considering he's my second favourite actor of all time!"maldor0r: i have a cool fan video abo...
Posted by Jet Boy Jet Girl on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:56:00 PST