Staaaationnnn |
I'm watching Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and eating bad spinach dip.I forgot how many funny fucking lines are in this movie."I can't believe we just melvined death, dude!""I totally possessed my dad!"(...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:32:00 GMT |
Oh cool, Canadian boat race! Wait... shit. |
That's what I thought when I saw the weather headline Alberta Clipper Racing Eastward.So here comes another one. It's only a matter of time before the Ashland plow trucks blow out a window in my car...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:46:00 GMT |
also |
Also, Susie is driving to Austin today. I really almost went with her, I'm not kidding. I could really use some sun and Magnolia Diner queso.
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:11:00 GMT |
You gotta be fucking kidding me. |
My Mac stopped working a couple weeks ago and I had to send it out to getdiagnostic testing. It turns out I spilled water in it when I tried togo to sleep (shut up). I'm using my crappy old virus-ridd...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:38:00 GMT |
caustic noises |
THIS FUCKING VANhas had an alarm going off since early this afternoon. It's not the standard drama queen car alarm sound that we all know, because obviously it would have been off by now, it's this co...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:45:00 GMT |
black ice |
A couple of days ago my friend Pat called me while I was walking on the street. He was about to come over to hang out, but the weather got bad in those two hours. This was our conversation:Me: "...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:33:00 GMT |
black ice |
A couple of days ago my friend Pat called me while I was walking down the street in Wicker Park. He was about to come over and hang out, but I knew the weather got bad in those two hours. This was our...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:50:00 GMT |
sanding away my tastebuds |
I've developed this new ridiculous habit of licking the shit out of my chin whenever my stubble grows in. I don't know why I started doing it. It's one of those addictive ticks like biting your nails ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:20:00 GMT |
boomerang |
I had a dream that I was really good at the boomerang. I was flinging it all over this big field. Soon I became discontent to limit my skills to the field where nobody could see me, so I took it to ci...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:59:00 GMT |
Lars Ulrich |
Lars Ulrich (the drummer for Metallica) came in to Exit tonight. I guess they had a show in Illinois somewhere.I hardly ever use the punching machine at Exit, but I looked at where he was standing and...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:18:00 GMT |
