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Trent

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About Me

I has recently been pointed out to me that my profile was badly out of date. So now I'm changing it. I hope you're happy now! You know who you are... Where to begin. At nights I fight crime under the guise of "The Fuzz." But you don't know that. (wink) I served as president of the United States for 1 1/2 terms until I was forced out of office by economic terrorists. I spend my days fixing solar panels for houses that were built by "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition." You'd be surprised how often those things break down. I once had a bare knuckles boxing match with Al Gore. We entered the ring bitter enemies, and left the ring best friends. We grab beers now every monday night. But I'd still never vote for him for president. I also built Prof. Stephen Hawkings chair. Most people don't know that the chair was equiped with A.I. Acutally it is the chair that has now taken over and is formulating brilliant theories. Stephen is just a vessel. That's why he doesn't believe in God anymore. My grandfather created American cheese. I do everything in my power to banish it from the earth. I feel it gives America a bad name. I helped give Bono his start in charity work. Originally he wanted to call his organization Product (POOP BROWN). I suggested the (RED). Thankfully he listened to me. I turned down the starring role in "Teen Wolf" when I was younger. I stand by my decision. It was a much better movie with Mike starring in it. I'm all about the art, you see. One day I was hanging out with a young impressionable Kayne West. I offered him a glass of Dr. Pepper. He graciously accepted. Sadly I accidently gave him a glass of Crazy Juice. Sorry Kanye. My bad. Once Simon Cowell told me I was the most beautiful man he had ever met. I told him that compliment was dreadful and that it was the worst one I had ever heard in my entire life. By the way, have you ever enjoyed a fireworks show or Fantasmic! at Disneyland? You're welcome.

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My Interests


Acting. (I like even better when I'm getting paid to do it.) Basketball. Movies. Poker. (Actually I'm growing weary of poker. Mainly because It seems like I always get punished for my "good play" these days. I'm probably actually just getting bad at it. Who knows.) Going to Disneyland as often as possible. Going to Vegas as often as possible. Food (eating and preparing.) Whoring for attention. No seriously... look at me!! Oh yeah... and I need a job. Anyone out there want me to work at their place?* *-Editors Note: Someone responded here.

I'd like to meet:

This is where I used to say "Your mom." But everyone says it now. Plus I'm so bogged down with mom resumes, I can't keep up. So I repeal my statement. I no longer want to meet your mom. Unless I've already met her. In that case, I found her to be lovely. Also Dr. Steve Brule

Music:

Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Rat Pack, Tenacious D, Weezer, Stephen Lynch, Old Micheal Jackson, Jonny Lang, CCR, Ben Folds, Blues Traveler, Johnny Cash, BB King, Billy Joel, Andrea Bocelli, Belle & Sebastian, Franz Ferdinand, Mitch & Mickey, White Stripes, The Killers, The Darkness, Michael Buble', Jet, The Arcade Fire, Death Cab For Cutie, Seu Jorge, The Postal Service, The Roots, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bloc Party, Dave Matthews Band, Elvis, Henry Phillips, U2, Live (Throwing Copper), Modest Mouse, Stellastarr*, The Shins, Flight of the Conchords, Dewey Cox, Vampire Weekend, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

Movies:

Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, Oceans 11, Indiana Jones, Heat, The Insider, Collateral, Star Wars, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenebaums, Unbreakable, The Big Lebowski, X-Men 1 & 2, Spiderman 1 & 2, Batman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Incredibles, Godfather Parts 1 & 2, Fight Club, Aladdin, Harry Potter, Good Will Hunting, Donnie Brasco, The Devil's Advocate, Lost in Translation, What About Bob?, The Cable Guy, Airplane!, Garden State, Hulk, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mallrats, Not Another Teen Movie, Anchorman, Old School, Napolean Dynamite, Sin City, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Superman Returns, Little Miss Sunshine, Talladega Nights, The Departed, Borat, Juno, No Country for Old Men, Iron Man, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Colverfield, The Darjeeling Limited, Transformers, The Prestige, Henry Dodd Meets Real Men

Television:

LOST, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Heroes, The Simpsons, The Office(BBC and NBC), 24, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Soup, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, 30 Rock, Extras, Entourage, Flight of the Conchords, Reaper, Chuck, Cookie Party

Books:

Otherland, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter (I know, I know... I caved in), House of Leaves, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Bringing Down the House, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Screwtape Letters, America The Book, If Chins Could Kill, The Trent Trail by Wyndham Martyn, Tournament Poker for Advanced Players, plus I picked up some GREAT brochures over the weekend... one is about financial planning!! (At this stage I'd like to point out I actually had some guy send me a message on myspace cause he thought I actually had read and was excited about financial planning.)

Heroes:

The Green Lantern, Iceman, Deadpool, Bruce Banner "No. Don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go in their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes." - Dwight K. Schrute

My Blog

Very funny writer’s strike video (and yes, I’m in it.)

This is a really funny video put together for a benefit for the Writer's Strike. Really clever. ...
Posted by Trent on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:15:00 PST

The greatest political endorsement of all time

He was already my favorite candidate out of the combined 212 republicans and democrats running right now, but he has just insured that WILL NOT change. ...
Posted by Trent on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:00:00 PST

This is why the Gobots suck. Robot rape is NOT cool!

It's really too bad we didn't have access to things like You Tube as kids, becase I feel this clip would single handedly prevented ANY child from having to receive crappy Gobots instead of Transformer...
Posted by Trent on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST

I love these guys.

Enjoy another clip from my favorite new show. It's a very heart warming love song. Perhaps one day I could sing it to my bride at our wedding.(If it looks like it's still loading, but the play butto...
Posted by Trent on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST

I leave for one week and look what happens.

I leave the mainland for ONE measly week and do you see what happens??? They kill Captain America!!! I blame myself. I should have been here. The terroists have already won. What hope do we have ...
Posted by Trent on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:21:00 PST

College Basketball Pilgrimage

I was at Costco today getting ready to get in line so I could partake in a Paloda (polish sausage and soda for $1.50, the greatest food deal known to mankind.) And a man came up to me and pointed at ...
Posted by Trent on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:29:00 PST

Great "Airplane!" lines...

Cause... why not? (Feel free to contribute any you think I should have posted, but didn't in the comments.) Old Woman: "Nervous?" Ted: "Yes." Old Woman: "First time?" Ted: "No. I...
Posted by Trent on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:56:00 PST

Just For Shiggles! Boxing Day edition!

Thats right!  Its a special Boxing Day edition of Just for Shiggles!  Just lay back and try to pretend nothing happened.  Otherwise it will look suspicious.     Aaaaaaaaand ...
Posted by Trent on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:56:00 PST

Arrowhead commercial things...

Feel free to laugh with me, or at me on this one if you are so inclinded. It's fun stuff.www.reverseproductions.com
Posted by Trent on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 06:30:00 PST

My "top 8."

I've said it before and I'll say it once more for the record: My top 8 is up for grabs. No one's spot on there is secure, and no one is permanent. If you want on there (and don't pretend that you d...
Posted by Trent on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 03:57:00 PST