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Mike the Great

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About Me

I am great. How did I know? It says so in my name.
I am the Mystery Science Theater 3000 for life. If there is a witty, sarcastic remark that can be made, I will make it. I am a rare breed of funny, gorgeous, interesting, and world travelling nerd. I can pass my myself off well in high society or spend a few days sleeping in my car on a roadtrip but I find my comfort level somewhere in between.
Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot) Wash (Ship Pilot) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 45% River (Stowaway) 40% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 30% Alliance 30% Inara Serra (Companion) 20% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 10% A Reaver (Cannibal) 0% You are a pilot with a good
if not silly sense of humor.
You take pride in your collection of toys.
You love your significant other.
Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz
Your results:
You are Lex Luthor Lex Luthor 85% Dr. Doom 85% Apocalypse 75% Magneto 73% Green Goblin 72% Riddler 70% Juggernaut 64% Catwoman 62% Venom 60% Kingpin 59% Poison Ivy 55% The Joker 50% Dark Phoenix 44% Mr. Freeze 42% Mystique 40% Two-Face 24% A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Lando Calrissian Lando Calrissian 85% Qui-Gon Jinn 82% Mace Windu 79% Obi-Wan Kenobi 71% Han Solo 70% Darth Maul 68% Chewbacca 67% Boba Fett 67% R2-D2 59% Count Dooku 59% Tall, dark, and handsome.
Not much seems to bother you.
Maybe because you're so smooth.
You truly belong with us here in the clouds.
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Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz
Besides all that I just like to go out with friends and enjoy life. I just finished a course in motorcycle training and I'm looking to get a bike soon so I can cruise. Here's hoping I dont die. Lets see, what else... I like to entertain. I have a strong work ethic and I take a lot of pride in the things I do. Ill try anything once. On serious subjects like religion and politics I have my opinions but I keep them to myself. If you want to know Ill tell you, but I hate it when people try and convince me one way or another. No one will ever get me to do something that I dont want to do and I will never expect someone else to do something they dont want to do. I am a very happy person pretty much all the time. I feel being straightforward is kinda boring so I tend to be very sarcastic and cynical. I'm not angry.. I just think it's funnier that way. My sense of humor takes a bit to get used to. "This guy just swam 30 miles to shore cause his boat got sunk by terrorists!!!" ... "Psssh.. thatll teach him to leave his house...."Get your professional personality profile: http://www.personalitypage.comPortrait of an INTP - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving (Introverted Thinking with Extraverted Intuition) The ThinkerAs an INTP, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you deal with things rationally and logically. Your secondary mode is external, where you take things in primarily via your intuition.INTPs do not like to lead or control people. They're very tolerant and flexible in most situations, unless one of their firmly held beliefs has been violated or challenged, in which case they may take a very rigid stance. The INTP is likely to be very shy when it comes to meeting new people. On the other hand, the INTP is very self-confident and gregarious around people they know well, or when discussing theories which they fully understand. The INTP has no understanding or value for decisions made on the basis of personal subjectivity or feelings. They strive constantly to achieve logical conclusions to problems, and don't understand the importance or relevance of applying subjective emotional considerations to decisions. For this reason, INTPs are usually not in-tune with how people are feeling, and are not naturally well-equiped to meet the emotional needs of others. The INTP may have a problem with self-aggrandizement and social rebellion, which will interfere with their creative potential. Since their Feeling side is their least developed trait, the INTP may have difficulty giving the warmth and support that is sometimes necessary in intimate relationships. If the INTP doesn't realize the value of attending to other people's feelings, he or she may become overly critical and sarcastic with others. If the INTP is not able to find a place for themself which supports the use of their strongest abilities, they may become generally negative and cynical. If the INTP has not developed their Sensing side sufficiently, they may become unaware of their environment, and exhibit weakness in performing maintenance-type tasks, such as bill-paying and dressing appropriately. The INTP is usually very independent, unconventional, and original. They are not likely to place much value on traditional goals such as popularity and security. They usually have complex characters, and may tend to be restless and temperamental. They are strongly ingenious, and have unconventional thought patterns which allows them to analyze ideas in new ways. Consequently, a lot of scientific breakthroughs in the world have been made by the INTP.The INTP is at his best when he can work on his theories independently. When given an environment which supports his creative genius and possible eccentricity, the INTP can accomplish truly remarkable things. These are the pioneers of new thoughts in our society.INTP RelationshipsAlthough they choose to keep things straight-forward in their relationships, this does not mean that the INTP is lacking in depth of feeling or passion. The INTP is very creative person, who has vivid imaginations. They can be very excitable and passionate about their love relationships.The largest area of potential strife in an INTP's intimate relationship is their slowness in understanding and meeting their partner's emotional needs. The INTP may be extremely dedicated to the relationship, and deeply in love with their partner, but may have no understanding of their mate's emotional life, and may not express their own feelings often or well. When the INTP does express themselves, it's likely to be in their own way at their own time, rather than in response to their partner's needs. If this is an issue which has caused serious problems in a relationship, the INTP should work on becoming more aware of their partner's feelings, and their partner should work on not requiring explicit positive affirmation to feel loved by the INTP. INTPs do not like to deal with messy complications, such as interpersonal conflict, and so they may fall into the habit of ignoring conflict when it occurs. If they feel they must face the conflict, they're likely to approach it from an analytical perspective. This may aggravate the conflict situation, if their partner simply wants to feel that they are supported and loved. Most people (and especially those with the Feeling preference) simply want to be encouraged, affirmed and supported when they are upset. The INTP should practice meeting these needs in conflict situations.

My Interests

beach activities, traveling, new experiences, skiing, live entertainment like music comedy clubs etc, multiplayer gaming, photography (or as I like to call it, taking pictures), gambling and everything else in LAS VEGAS! and of course I would be bored at work without....

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for people as cool as me... well.. that's quite impossible. So, I guess I'm looking for people who are almost as cool as me. I enjoy easy going, down to earth people, with a sense of humor to go do fun shiznit with. Im am not one of those people that add's "friends" just to add them and make it look like they are popular. Im actually looking for cool people to hang out with, party with or have some sort of common ground with.and how come I cant add myself as a friend?!?!? I'd like to think I am my own friend... hell.. Im my own BEST friend... I TOTALLY understand me. I hang out with me all the time!!! I enjoy all the same things as me!!! Why cant I be my own friend!!!

Music:

I go back and forth between mainstream alternative/punk (HUGE Bad Religion Fan.. I think they are one of the only bands left that I buy the CD soon as its available, no questions asked. They are just that good) to electronic (mostly house/trance) some of my favorite Dj's are DJ Tieso, Armin Van Buuren, Junkie XL, Judge Jules, Paul Van Dyk, Digweed & Sasha, Gabriel and Dresden... I also like Richard Cheese and Lounge against the Machine... he's wicked awesome! I do enjoy classical or new age when I'm in the mood. Oh, and DAMN YOU KEVIN!! Now I'm getting hooked on Indie rock and EMO...I am not a big fan of country, R&B, or Hip Hop.. although some Hip-Hop is catchy.. like.. at a club....

Movies:

Star Wars ESB, Top Gun, MST3K, Baseketball, Office Space, Kevin Smith stuff, Matrix(s), Indian Jones(s), Back to the Future(s), South Park, Army of Darkness, Super Troopers, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, A Few Good Men, Empire Records, X-Men(s), Fight Club, Apollo 13, Catch Me If You Can,

Television:

Simpsons, 3rd Rock, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Scrubs, 70's show, Daria, South Park, Las Vegas, NCIS, CSI:Las Vegas, CSI:Miami, CSI:NY, Daily Show, Medical Investigation... GAWD I HATE REALITY TV!!!!! Firefly!!! (R.I.P. *sniff*)

Books:

Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.. hey I liked it when it was underground! Im also still reading the Elegant Universe

Heroes:

Me. Why would I want to be like anyone else?"...It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.... "-InvictusWilliam Earnest Henley

My Blog

All hail Yukon Cornelius!

So who wants to go to Alaska next year? I'm going to go see the glaciers (before they melt away) and check out the northern lights (or "Aurora Borealis" to you smart-types). Whatdaya say? Late March o...
Posted by Mike the Great on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST

tagged again...

So.. Ive been tagged again.. so.. even though Ive done this way back when.. I cannot possibly deny the authority of the myspace tag. Although the last one was only for 6 things... so those of you who ...
Posted by Mike the Great on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:47:00 PST

Ouch (the explaination)

So as it turns out... I cant fly. Nor do I make a good ninja. I cant even jump from a height of 10 feet and make a good landing. For those of you who are inevitably thinking, "Why did you do this?" or...
Posted by Mike the Great on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:13:00 PST

Laughlin madness (it was hot)

We were magically transported to a desert world (and by "magically" I mean we drove)When its hot, its best to wear blackYea, thats what I thought tooDAM it was hotVan Halen Tour? Backstreet Boys Tour?...
Posted by Mike the Great on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

Where my people at?

Well Kathryn postd a blog recently that got me thinking. She mentioned that, not to simplify it too much, but people have throttled back on the fraternizing. She claims that many people, men and women...
Posted by Mike the Great on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

Behold the awesomeness that is....

my trucker-stash!!!! or the alternate title, "Deadwood-style" Hey had to try it.... the hilariousocity was too great to miss......
Posted by Mike the Great on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:30:00 PST

Self Improvement

So I'm back on the hardcore workout wagon. I have been slacking for about 5 months or so. Its always that winter holiday season that screws me up. Not that I have been eating unhealthy or not being re...
Posted by Mike the Great on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:02:00 PST

Next big trip?

Nassau, Bahamas?Late august or september 2007?I'm thinkin about it.....Anyone want to play?
Posted by Mike the Great on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:46:00 PST

3 weeks later... I reminisce

Out in the countryside of England.. they have SHEEP!!! Remember.. "BAAA!" means "Noo!" In the quaint town of Fowey.. it was chilly govna'! Hey look a peninsula& lets build a whole bunch of  tin...
Posted by Mike the Great on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

where am i?

people are talking funny. The place is covered in pubs and bars hailing guinness and jameson whiskey. I cant stop myself from asking the locals if I can steal their pot o' gold.
Posted by Mike the Great on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST