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Molotov Coctail Waitress

I was born of ice mountain.

About Me

..If money's all you want,
Then money's all you'll get,
I'd rather be drunk and in looooooove
Drunk and in love..
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

How Will You Die?

MY RESULT: Devoured By Wolves


You’re not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. That’s why you’re gonna be wolf meat.
Studies have shown that you’re twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so you’re a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Don’t feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And don’t carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies.

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G: You guys have to fight for title of number one Russian.
Molotov Cocktail Waitress: I get the mallet, he'll get the sickle.

My Interests

Bum stories. Done.

I'd like to meet:

Not tools.

Music:

I'll just list some recent interests: Horse the band, Dog Fashion Disco, Regina Spektor, Peeping Tom, Dresden Dolls, Gogol Bordello,Dragon Force, Sophe Lux, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Minute Men, Cansei De Ser Sexy, LadyTron, Los Mafiosos!, etc.

Movies:

That porno your mom was in.

Television:

Ned's declassified! El Tigre--is shaping up to be a sour disappointment.

Books:

RIP Kurt Vonnegut.

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

BACK ONLINE

And I'm already tired of it...gay.
Posted by Molotov Coctail Waitress on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:20:00 PST

I'm house trained!

I'm losing my mind with this appartment bull shit.  It happens, I know it happens, people find the normal, affordable, easy going places they look for.  I swear, I've seen it.  Why am I...
Posted by Molotov Coctail Waitress on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST