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About Me

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Recipe for disaster a hot piece:
- 1 cups Artist
- 2 cups music lover
- 1 tbsp vanilla extract
- 1 dollop of curiosity
- A smidge of misanthropy (add more or less to taste)
- 3/4 cups wanna-be bass player
- 2 cups sugar
- Just a dab of neuroses
- eye of newt
- one pkg of reeses pieces

Preheat oven to 375Âº
Pour all ingredients into large bowl. Beat until you get a smooth consistency. Use a teaspoon and place dollops two inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 9-12 minutes or until golden brown.
Prepare to be done in by overwhelming DELICIOSITY!

My Interests

Art, Music, my friends, Handsome Josh, playing guitar (and soon bass too, yeeehaw!), singing, drawing, painting, Tahitian and Turkish bellydancing, love, tree hugging/smoking, complaining, 'debating', screaming, laughing, spooning, dancing, creating/destroying, concerts/shows, doing nothing, talking for hours about nothing/everything, learning new things...dammit I like everything...

Music:

So this is what I listen to most'a the time: Beck, Talking Heads, Modest Mouse, Pixies, Radiohead, Yes, King Crimson, Tool, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, NIN, World/inferno Friendship Society, The Beatles, The Kinks, My Bloody Valentine, James Brown, Digable Planets, Sly & the Family Stone, Mr. Bungle, Blondie, Graham Parker & the Rumour, Bob Dylan, Madonna, Diamond Nights, Of Montreal, Q and not U, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, The Flaming Lips, Prince, Parliament/Funkadelic/George Clinton etc etc, The Muggies!, Super Furry Animals, Ween, Manic Street Preachers, Paul McCartney (& the Wings), George Harrison, John Lennon, Rolling Stones, The Smiths, The Cure, XTC, Self, and a buncha other stuff...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Waynes World, Billy Madison, Bill and Ted movies, Death to Smoochy, Double Indemnity, Crossfire, The Big Heat, In a Lonely Place (Can you tell I love miss Gloria Grahame?), Brain Candy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Clerks, Amilie, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Edward Scissorhands, Monty Python movies, Evil Dead movies, Lord of the Rings, Love and Death, Annie Hall, Fight Club, The Goonies, Labyrinth, Born Yesterday, Pump up the Volume, The Last Waltz (eventhough I only seen it once), I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Office Space, Fargo, Alice in Wonderland, Romeo and Juliet, MST3K movies hehe, Reservoir Dogs, Harold and Maude...there's more. So lazy.

Television:

Adult Swim (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, etc), Family Guy, Married with Children, The Simpsons, South Park, Six Feet Under, Chapelle show and...well...the rest of TV is pretty much a crying shame.

Books:

Demian, Diary, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Steppenwolf, The Fountainhead, Neverwhere, Jesus' Son, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Exegesis, I am the Cheese, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, The Witches, A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift, Goodbye Chunky Rice, Blankets...

Heroes:

Prince

My Blog

birfday blaahg

So yesterday I turned 23, yippie! And I think this is the first time I'm feeling slightly anxious about getting older. I've already been very aware of how fast time goes, and thanks to the redundancy ...
Posted by funkrobot on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:23:00 PST

I repeat myself when under stress i repeat myself when under stress

I can't do this by myself. I can, but, it's taking forever. I need some help from someone who can actually write/concept and I'm not going to be able to get help so it's very frustrating. I wish this ...
Posted by funkrobot on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

Must I use brute force?

So I send out a bulletin telling you guys to go listen to The Muggies, and it's quite clear that none of you have. Yes, I've resorted to demanding, since asking you to listen to some fuckin great tune...
Posted by funkrobot on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

meh

We had to put Lola to sleep this morning. She got sick randomly and rapidly took a turn for the worse. Her kidneys were malformed and apparently they never know there's a kidney problem until they're ...
Posted by funkrobot on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

i feel nice

So my teachers aren't without their worth. One of them sent this e-mail to the class:DesiderataGo placidly amid the noise and the haste,and remember what peace there may be in silence.As far as possib...
Posted by funkrobot on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

this commercial fucking kills me

WHATCHYA GONNA DO WHEN I BEND THA BLOCK!? <---click it!! NOW!
Posted by funkrobot on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

Wakey wakey, eggs and bac-ey...

it's been months since i graduated.i've done nothing to further my position in terms of getting a job in advertising except taking a course for 460 dollars that is proving to be a waste. i feel bad fo...
Posted by funkrobot on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

When yer 22

So I haven't gotten to post about my birthday, which was really cool :)I took off for my birthday and I got to wake up next to my man, then I went out to lunch with my parents. We shared some mussels ...
Posted by funkrobot on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

So, you CAN confound the loquacious

I don't know what to say to an 85 year old woman who just lost her husband of 50 years to a brain tumor; who didn't get to say goodbye because he was comatose for the latter 6 months of his life. I do...
Posted by funkrobot on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

alright already

so i'm going to use this time while my parents are away wisely. I'm cleaning my room out for good. That is going to make my world much better. I'm going to try to get it as empty as possible, throwing...
Posted by funkrobot on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST