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Bock Bock! Baagaack!

I am the Vindow Viper! Muahaha!!...... I vipe the vindows.

About Me



I'm a friendly person who likes to meet new people. I am not a friend collector and at least attempt to correspond with most people on my list. I am a bit guarded with strangers but open up once I get comfortable with someone. I love to laugh and find amusement in silly off the wall things. I'm an honest, real person and like that in others I talk to. I am down to earth yet have a mischievious side that mostly comes out in humor. If i'm shy/outgoing varies with my moods and how a person approaches me. Emails that just say "You're hot" does not give me the warm fuzzies. I would like to make new friends with males and females who have similar interests. Please be YOUNGER THAN 40. Just a preference of mine nothing against you. Ummmm feel free to write if you would like to chat.WARNING: I'm a bit of a goofball and may have a bit of a perverse humor BUT will not tolerate rudeness. I'M NOT ON HERE TO HOOK-UP!!!

My Interests

Anything that is funny, being one with nature, kicken back with a corona, trying new things, Hollyweird 80's/goth clubs, Santa Monica.... Lots of things...
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

I'd like to meet:

Weird Al Yankovic and mostly whomever writes me. Unless you are from another country, can't speak English or don't care to get to know me. Also, please don't have a blank profile with no pic. You don't have to be mysterious like Zorro!

Music:

I love music from Metal: Megadeth, Old Metallica, Anthrax, Dokken, Suicidal.... to 80's Alternative: Siouxsie, Echo & the bunnymen, The Cure, The Smiths, Love and Rockets, Peter Murphy, Duran Duran....... to Classic rock: Zeppelin, Boston, Heart, Steve Miller band, Blue Oyster Cult......... some Punk rock: Bad Religion, Pennywise, Danzig..

Movies:

Favorites include: Anything with Leslie Neilson, Kids in the hall-Braincandy, Labrynth, The wedding singer, A dirty shame, The Crow, The Dark Crystal, Dumb and dumber, John Hugh's films, The princess bride, Deuce Bigalow, And now for something completely different.

Books:

Furtive Masturbator
You scored 42%Psychopathology, 71%Sexual Deviance, and 52%Gullibility! You are a terminal masturbator. You think about little else during your day. You probably picked all the words that sounded dirty, didn't you? Our personality matrix data has indicated that you will probably die from friction burns to your genitals. You're ideal career is Guitar Hero. Your Totem Animal is the "Horney Little Monkey"

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Psychopathology You scored higher than 80% on Sexual Deviance You scored higher than 60% on Gullibility
Link: The What You Never Knew About You Test written by grumpypuppy on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test

My Blog

I found a job!!!

I am now a full time nanny to three 6yr old triplets :)  (2 girls and a boy)  It is in a very nice neighborhood in a huge house.  The kitchen is amazing.  A great place to improve ...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST

Settling into Dallas

Well, i'm in Dallas.  All of my things have been loaded into the house and are awaiting their new places.  Woofer arrived today and will hopefully adjust well.  She had a long journey w...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

I'm moving to Texas yall!!

I think most people know already but i'll put this up just in case ya haven't heard.  I'm moving to Dallas Texas on the 1st of July, 2007.  I will miss my friends out here sooooo much. ...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

International Orgasms

Copy and past this.. Push play.  Very funny.  Especially New Zealand.http://www.cards-n-toons.com/view.php?card=humor_int erorgasm
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fart Glossary

The Alarm Fart - This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before y...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:24:00 PST

This Video Cracks me up

http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:54:00 PST

Funny 80's vid clip

If you remember the late 80's, the bands, the mullets, the parties.......  Then this clip is for you.   Very nostalgic with lots of music and memorabilia.  http://www.ariescop...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Show me some love people-Fill out

Would you? 1. go out with me? 2. give me your number? 3. have sex with me? 4. let me kiss you? 5. watch a movie with me...even a really violent one? 6. let me take you out to dinner? 7. drive m...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Going up or down?

I would like to ride this elevator. ...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A clip from Highschool

A friend of mine did a short video of my Art class in 1989. It is a trip to be able to relive the past if only for a brief moment. I thank the guy walking backwards (Eric) for sharing this clip and ...
Posted by Bock Bock! Baagaack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST