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♥ Little Urban Achiever

I am here for Friends

About Me

I hate going out and usually spend my weekends quietly at home. I don't drink and I usually don't get along with those who do. I'm saving up for breast implants so I can fix the underdeveloped mess that is my chest. I never cuss and consider myself to be quite the lady when it comes to manners. My friends are pretty lame and talentless, husband included, I'd find it difficult to think of a nice thing to say about any of them. I'm not opinionated at all and most would consider me a quiet and very reserved female. I believe that's the way it should be. However, I do LOVE talking about politics, almost as much as religion. Jesus is my rock. And most of all, I am never, EVER, sarcastic. Not in the slightest.

My Interests


♥Vegas

♥Friends

♥Our kitty family

♥Dining out

♥Entertaining in

♥Listening to the guys jam

♥Red wine

♥Target trips

♥Cleaning & Organizing

♥Fashion on a budget

♥Hello Kitty

♥Spending time with the hubby

♥Hiking & walks

♥Photos of and with friends

♥Manicures & Pedicures

♥Self indulgences in general

♥Bike riding

♥Partying with my crew

♥Tanning/lounging by my pool, preferably with friends and frosty beverages

♥Finding fun new places to dine & hang

♥Slots, Blackjack & Roulette

♥Punk shows (on occassion)

♥Dive bars and pubs

♥Bowling

♥Drunk dancing

♥Indian casinos

♥Hitting the gym

♥Yoga

♥Veterinary Nursing

♥Lunch dates with the gals (aka:"Sewing Circle")

♥Good beer on tap

♥Beach trips on hot days

♥Summertime & warm weather in general

♥Swimming

♥Snorkeling in any awesome waters

♥Planning our future vacations

♥Putting a pretty face on an ugly disease (Endometriosis)

♥Enjoying life and having fun!

♥Anything and nothing when I'm with the friends who mean the most to me....those are always the best!!

I'd like to meet:

I'm always up for meeting some more Jerrrrrkkkkssss....although, the ones I already have in my life are pretty jerkelicious....so, you'd have a hard time living up........................ WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET: Republicans. Democrats. Independants. People who lie. People who pretend to care but don't. Drama whores. Regular whores. People who get through life on their looks. People who get through life on their parents money. People who get through life on taxpayer money. People who like to impose their beliefs on others (unless I agree with them). People who think small boobs can't be sexy. People who don't understand or appreciate sarcasm. People who think I'm a raging feminist because I'm loud and opinionated. People who think I'm not because I admit that Eminem rocks and Howard Stern makes me laugh. People that stand way too close when they talk to you. People who follow the masses without ever questioning why. George Bush. People that can't think outside the box. People who think there must be something wrong with me because I don't have a burning desire to reproduce. People that use an initial for their first name like C. Thomas Howell. People who think good beer refers to Coors, Corona, Miller or any crappy equivalents (No, Heineken and Becks doesn't count either). People that dress up their dogs and cats. People who question the love and commitment of our relationship because we're not married yet (although I finally caved on that one!). Racists. Homophobes. Attention junkies. Regular junkies. Straight Edge people bug me almost as much as junkies. Ego maniacs. Girls who don't stick together. Weak females in general. Man-hating women, women-hating men. People that don't like me. People that wear $600 shoes, carry $600 purses (or worse, buy knock off versions at the swap meet thinking they are somehow fooling the world into thinking they're the shit). Guys who leave cheesy messages in my inbox using letters as words, for example: "U R Hot". Religious freaks. Militants in general, regardless of their "cause". People who are mean to animals. Men who look me up and down in "that" way when I'm alone and pass them on the street (this is scary, not flattering, dipshit),Bimbo's. Himbo's. People who wear too much perfume/cologne. Guys who wear gold chains. People who get dressed up to go to the gym. Most of the population of Simi Valley. This list has the potential to expand on a daily basis.......I ONLY ADD PEOPLE I KNOW...FRIENDS OF THE PAST, PRESENT, OR IN MOST CASES, BOTH...

Music:

The Vankmans , Beatles, Vandals, Nouvelle Vague, NOFX, Beastie Boys, Weezer, Cake, Journey, NIN, Misfits, Circle Jerks, Earth Crisis, Cringer, Sonic Youth, Smashing Pumpkins, System of a Down, Descendents, Minor Threat, Pink Floyd, Eminem, D12, 50 cent, Dickies, Naked Aggression, and any cheesy booty-shakin' disco tunes, oldies, classic rock....Jesse has quite the eclectic mix downloaded and I like just about all of it, EXCEPT Faith No More. Sorry, babe!

Movies:

Garden State, Napolean Dynamite, Before Sunrise/Before Sunset, American Beauty, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, South Park, Dude... Where's my Car?, Donnie Darko, The Rivers Edge, American History X, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine, Harold and Kumar, Grandma's Boy, Planet of the Ape's (the entire original series)...just to name a few. More recently, Death Proof, it grows on you when the boys make you watch it weekly :)

Television:

Talk Soup, The Office, 30 days, and almost always at least one or two really bad reality shows. Hey, at least I admit to it!

Books:

Currently working on the one Chris/Seanie/Jet's Great, Great, Great?, ect Grandma wrote a million years ago: Diary of a Sea Captains Wife......

Heroes:

My mom for always and forever showing me what unconditional love feels like, and my jerky crew for making me feel so loved and for making life so much fun! I'm truly blessed and always grateful!