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Duck E™

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About Me

About me...Hmmm...I'm as cool as the other side of your pillow. Just ask me what you want to know...I'll tell you.

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Someone like... YOU!

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Music:

Hip-Hop, Top-40, Alternative Rock, Punk, Metal, Electronic, Classic Rock. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hell...If it's on the radio I'm either listenening to it or bumping it in a club for all you ladies to dance to. Nothing makes a man more happier than watching his girls bounce to the beat of his own drum. And the way that you move . . . WHOO . . . makes me love my job that much better. . . . . . . . . . . .

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Movies:

Reservoir Dogs

Swingers

Two Mules For Sister Sara

Ladies Man

Tombstone

Van Wilder

Old School

Dazed and Confused

Debbie Does Dallas

Scarface

Best of Ginger Lynn
Fight Club

Napoleon Dynamite (I gave in)

- and anything with *Jenna Jameson*

Television:


Books:

'My Liver' by Capt. Morgan

My Blog

Ringing In The New Year

We will open the book. It's pages are blank.We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and the first chapter is New Year's Day!   2006 has brought me a lot of s...
Posted by Duck E™ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

Happy Birthday Dad!

Dad,This past weekend your youngest son (my brother) Jason and I took you out for the day to celebrate your 70th birthday. It was such a great day! What a better way to spend the day than with you.Whe...
Posted by Duck E™ on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

Things you DO NOT say to the DJ!!!!

Things you DO NOT say to the DJ!!!! 1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!The D.J. has to play for more than one person...so, what you may hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHI...
Posted by Duck E™ on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:05:00 PST

Attempted Land Speed Record

Attempted Land Speed Record...OUCH!     Last night some of the boys and I met up to catch up on old times. Everything went fine and well, and a few cocktails were consumed amongst us. Well.....
Posted by Duck E™ on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:18:00 PST

Pro Bowl 2006 ~ Hawaii

The Football season has already passed the half-way point and has only weeks left until the regular season is over and the playoffs begin and ending with the grand-daddy of them all...The Super Bowl. ...
Posted by Duck E™ on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:43:00 PST

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY...
Posted by Duck E™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. .......However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions....
Posted by Duck E™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Holiday!!

BLOW JOB??? Hey everyone.. This is a great idea... Spread the word and mark it on your calender.. You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a sign...
Posted by Duck E™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pro Bowl

THE "OFFICIAL" 2005 PRO BOWL ITINERARY February 9, 2005: 5:00 PM Work is over 5:04 PM Get home from work 5:05 PM Start packi...
Posted by Duck E™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST