Tacky Jacky

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Ever since her first bowel movement, Tacky Jacky has been totally obsessed with bodily functions. From that magical moment on, the bathroom Beethoven has spent the bulk of her life flushing out her artistry while sitting in the comfort of the craphouse.Her vulgar visions led her to stand-up comedy where she performed at "A" clubs in Chicago and Los Angeles. However, she always shit in her pants before going on stage and decided it wasn't worth all the soiled panties. She has now re-directed her sexual satires into her musical comedy and is back on stage cracking up audiences with her shocking, honest lyrics offset by her angelic voice and innocent girlish persona.She was moved to write her first song parody "Shave Me" as a battle cry to all women who wage the war against coochie carpet, "LOSER" was inspired by most of the guys she dates, and "Lick My Can," was stimulated by her first tongue bath. Tacky Jacky doesn't mind being compared to Weird Al, even though she is a lot sexier and raunchier and most of her songs are originals.WATCH THE TACKY JACKY VIDEO!! ..