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About Me

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I'm a Writer, Actor, Comedian, DJ, Dancer. If its entertaining I can probably do it. Love MMA but don't have a desire to get hit in the face. I produce my own SKETCH COMEDY SHOW! I poke fun at every religion, race, creed, and color. I've find the funny in abortion, adoption, and even the holocaust. I will probably go to hell, but at least it'll be a funnier place if I'm there. Should you want to get involved with acting in or writing comedy sketches, hit me up. I write feature films, shorts, jokes, children's books, and my baby is a musical. I will have a Hollywood star imbedded on the streets of Los Angeles, and then you'll see if we have the same size hands. In case you've been to Vegas in the last four years I DJ'ed all over. I held residencies at the Foundation Room a top the Mandalay Bay and at Drai's in the Barbary Coast. My DJ alias is L'Jaunt, I play "Sexy Trance" a combination of deep dark house, breaks, tribal beats, hip hop/80s remakes and funky trance. I'll make you move what your mama gave you for sure. I play Lifestyle parties as well every June, yeah. If you're a postive person with good energy, we'll get along just fine!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Creative, Motivated people looking to make their own noise. Writers, Actresses, Actors, Producers, Casting Directors.

My Blog

Next, I feel like a deli counter of dating!

In this past year I feel like I've dated the world. From white, to black, to moroccan, to indian (curry not tee-pee), jew, voodoo, what-the-fuck-ever! Tall, midget, human, chicken. Been there, fuck...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:38:00 GMT

Battle Cry

don't let these blue eyes fool youdon't let my kindness blind youdon't let the smile on my face entice youdon't cross my line, or I will snort you!I've been dragged arcoss hot sandI've been burned by...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:38:00 GMT

Deaf Poetry Here I CUM!

A comedian at a spoken word poetry nightIs like a stripper in a brothel.Like buying drugs from Heath Ledger when you're inside a pharmacyOr needing clitoral stimulation and using Michael J Fox when yo...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:23:00 GMT

Give a HOOT

My quest in life came with no mapmore of a spiritual guidance I feel as an onmiscient presenceno lighthouse on my shoreno north star above my headand yetI believe.a tornado of torture has me dizzyi'm...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:40:00 GMT

My SEEDS (not slang for cum or testicles)

Farmer I am notmainly cause I don't want to wake up that early to a cock yelling at me.Put a planter I amI plant seedsSeeds of LAUGHTERSeeds of LOVESeeds of COMPASSIONSeeds spoken from ABOVE.The energ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT

no CLOWNING around!

as the merry-go-round spins roundI hear the soundof the quietclown.Perfromers they arecollective stars.further than farseven beyond Mars.Responsibility to generate laughHilarity from a mirophone staff...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:41:00 GMT

Biology of ME

being melike she is SHEonly to bethe one souly.The one with aurato explore...ahthe possibilityunderstandinglyfor certaintytruthes of humanity.lifedeathbreathingbreath.inhale the energyof universal syn...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:51:00 GMT

not forgotten.

missing the wantforgetting the forgotstarting the startI’m am the JAUNT!the trip you travelunravelled unravelle.straighten the lineits easier to sniff.Set adrift...jump from the clifffree...no m...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:15:00 GMT

Laughter is Medicine Charity Event...and ME????

The following is the press release for my Charity Comedy Event I'm performing a 20 minute set! "Laughter is Medicine" The Children's Music Fund Organization hosts it...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:18:00 GMT

1 ply...not enough for my ASS!

So there I was taking a "number 2," all that's left on the T.P. roll is one ply. A 4 inch by 4 inch piece of tissue paper....Which got me thinking. Who can wipe with one of these pieces? What kind ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:49:00 GMT