late.can.be.great (PG-13) |
Belated greetings from Mack Attack! Dude throws down a rhyme as mean as Mema! I can't believe......I forgot your Birthday, so here's the next best thing I could findAnd it's not coincidence I picked s...
Posted by matthew michael on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:15:00 PST |
Dingle and the Crazy Little Girl Go to the Races! |
Email from Ryan. He's very, very tall. I wonder if he knows his last name translates to "crazy little girl"?By the by, they have an adorable nickname for us: Duke + Wally = Dolly.I wanted to come up w...
Posted by matthew michael on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:26:00 PST |
cinco.de.wally |
Today Mexicans celebrate something (breaking free of the Spanish yoke, i think, though my calendar at work just says it's the anniversary of the Battle of Puebla).But...slightly more important, yours ...
Posted by matthew michael on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:14:00 PST |
my.evil.twin |
Email from darling Qjocelyn (her crazy mama added a Q at the beginning of her name, though heaven knows why). Qjoc spent a year or so living in South Korea and then had a botched island soujourn.I'm n...
Posted by matthew michael on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:00:00 PST |
"Mama’s Titties" and Other Argyle Vignettes |
Duke borrows a clear umbrella from his coworker Randa. (Secretly, i've always wanted one, ever since i saw them in some Asian horror flick -- i'm sure it'll be remade for American audiences any day no...
Posted by matthew michael on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:59:00 PST |
waste.mismanagement |
Someone puked at the bottom of the steps that lead down to the pool at my gym.The vomit sat there, dried-up and crusty, for three days before someone bothered to clean it up.Then, as i'm exiting the H...
Posted by matthew michael on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST |
still.mintie.fresh |
It's Mintola's birthday!And don't you dare ask how old she is!She had her celebration in the party room at Alive One. I guess their schtick is that they only play recordings of live shows. Get it? Ali...
Posted by matthew michael on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:33:00 PST |
what.is.love? |
Everything has been done before, and usually better. That's your Confucius Say for the day. I read it in a fortune cookie. Not really -- fortune cookie messages in the U.S. have to be trite and optimi...
Posted by matthew michael on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:18:00 PST |
FIESTA FRIDAY! |
We decided to have a Fiesta Friday at work and everyone brought in fixin's -- avocados and onions and tomatoes and peppers and limes and tortillas and cheese and most importantly, margarita mix and t...
Posted by matthew michael on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:21:00 PST |
the.truth.about.hillary.et.al |
This entry will come as a shock to many of you. Unimaginable truths will be revealed. These truths will make you question everything you once thought you knew.We recieved five handwritten faxes from t...
Posted by matthew michael on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST |
