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Fancy Frank

Man, I feel like a woman.

About Me

I've noticed that whenever people start talking about seeing the "real" anything, what they're talking about, basically, is hanging around with poor people. Now, I say I don't hang around with poor people at home, why should I do it on vacation?

My Interests

"Try to imagine your wardrobe without the jolt of a print, the vitality of a stiletto, the glamorous bric-a-brac of chains and doodads."

I'd like to meet:

Babe, Charlotte, and Noel

Music:


Movies:

I enjoy movies featuring talking animals.

Television:

Designing Women.

My Blog

Going Away Party

Ya'll are cordially invited to a going away party..... For my tonsils, ya'll! After suffering for months with a "chronic sore throat," yesterday I was finally properly diagnosed with acute tonsilitis....
Posted by Fancy Frank on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:31:00 PST

Fat broke people

New routine: watch 2 episodes a night (Mon-Thursday) of Designing Women.Question: is it just me, or are there an inordinate number of commercial for credit counseling, bankrupty proudcts/attorneys, fr...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:45:00 PST

Stuck in a girl's body

Libby was all in my face last night while I was trying to enjoy Charlotte's Web. When I say she was in my face, I mean it. She gets right in my face and licks my face and sometimes goes in for a nibbl...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:48:00 PST

Bitch!

When guests come over Libby just lounges around and basically ignores their presence. She did the same thing when we went to my grandmother's house. I was worried she wasn't eating...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

Bananas in Pajamas

I'm a sucker for dogs in clothes! Apparently Drake University holds an annul Bulldog pagent to crown the Most Beatiful Bulldog. Take a looksee at these hotties!These shorts are making his butt look fl...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

Baby's first webcam pics

The batteries are dead in my camera, so I had to rely on the good 'ole photobooth to take a few pics of my girl Libby. Ain't she the cuttest?!...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:12:00 PST

Switched at birth!

FYI: I've pretty much decided to name my pooch Libby; after Liberace, of course. So, I showed up last night to bring Libby home and I was waiting and waiting and waiting and the woman who went to get ...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

This goes out to all my baby mamas

Today I became the proud owner of a dog. After thinking about this addition to my household for a long time, I went to a dog resucue event and over the the Anti-Cruelty Society and found the most prec...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:29:00 PST

doppelganger

If a doppelganger is "a ghostly double or counterpart of a living person" what do you call a living double of a deceased person? Is there a word for such a person?I ask because I turned around last ni...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST

Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?

A few weeks ago I ventured into the world of Match.com. I forgot about it until this morning when I received an email telling me someone winked at me. The winker's headlines reads: "Teacher ...
Posted by Fancy Frank on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST