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Melthemadhatter

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. So please, think of the kittens.

About Me


You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Look ma! No hands!" What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... unique
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My Interests

Music, keyboards, swimming, working out, friends and family.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits, Tori Amos,Leonard Cohen, Patti Smith, Joan Jett, and Arundhati Roy (author)

Music:

Tori Amos, James McMurtry, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, W.A.S.P., Motorhead, Pantera, Disturbed, Sarah McLaughlin,Tom Waits, Old school punk like Crass, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Ramones, The Crucifucks (has anyone ELSE listened to them?).. Nick Cave, Peter Murphy, Leonard Cohen, Sneaker Pimps, Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, Jeffrey Gaines, Nate Myers and the Aces, Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Ray LaMontaigne, Dar Williams, Cheryl Crow, Fiona Apple,Mark Lanegan, Warren Zevon, Jeff Buckley, George Michael, Bon Jovi, ThrillKillKult, KMFDM, Radiohead, Skinny Puppy, Gary Moore, Tony Furtado, Ringside, Lorena Mckennit, Patti Smith Group, Roger Waters, Syd Barrett, Talking Heads, Queen, Rock, alternative. As long as it's good quality music.

Movies:

Monty Python (everything), Mel Brooks, Coffee and Cigarettes, What Dreams May Come, Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil, 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, A Bronx Tale, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, Prophesy series, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Old ninja movies that used to air on tv in Hawaii when I was little, Dogma, Suicide Kings, Anything with Christopher Walken. If you don't like Christopher Walken, I hate you, your dog, and your children.

Television:

crime dramas like CSI, without a trace, NCIS, etc..Documentaries, Monk and believe it or not, Access Hollywood. Mind of Mencia, Daily Show, Colbert Report,Any stand up comedy, South Park, King Of The Hill, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Drawn Together

Books:

Sonnets of the Portuguese, God of Small Things (Arundhati Roy), Divinci Code, Angels and demons, anything by Poppy Z Brite, there are more, but too many to mention.

Heroes:

Tori Amos, Jackie O,Leonard Cohen, Margaret Thatcher, Joan of Arc, Christopher Walken, Roger Waters, Andrew Wood, Tom Waits, Jack White, Roseanne Cash, Loretta Lynn, Shirley McClaine, Stephen King, David Helfgott , and Rachmaninoff.

My Blog

Random Brain Spatterings With A Question Thrown In...

It's going to be 7 weeks on Sunday since I have quit smoking.  The detoxing is no fun. It's full of weird sleeping issues with nightmares and sweats. The breathing cleaner is definitely...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Ahhhh....Red.

Nothing says"God Loves You," more than finding a FABULOUS red dress, matching strappy sandals, and a Liz Claiborne handbag, ALL for UNDER 40.00!!!! ROCK! Thank you, God!  ...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

Random Clattering Brain Oddities

It's been 3 weeks plus since I smoked a cigarette. Some days I'm wired. Some days I'm tired. Some days I'm both. I think I'm going to vote for Rudy Guliani when he runs for President. That man will ki...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

A mere question....

If I could ask the young man who shot all those people at Virginia Tech one question, it would be this: What hurt inside of you so bad, that you had to kill 31 people to heal it? I of course would lik...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:57:00 PST

A milestone day..

Today is the 2 week milestone of my being a non smoker. I had a really bad time yesterday. I had a dream that I was smoking and woke up at 2 am in a cold sweat. The dream was so real, I was frightened...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

"Come here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far..." -Pink Floyd

Here's what I have come to find. Any time that one is making payments on a car, and the car is jive, there is one thing that you can ask the bank that has the loan, that will DEFINITELY get some ...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

Movie quotes

I'm a movie dork...I love to watch movies over and over, so I can use quotes from them. I find myself quoting them all of the time.. Here is a list of my favorite movie quotes.. "I like to drink ...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

A hui hou..Maui O ka Noi!

Sometimes, I find myself thinking about someday moving to Maui. Having grown up in Hawaii during my formative years, I often think back of  when I first moved  back to the East Coast, and t...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

Patti Smith OWNS Rock!

Yes, folks.. It has been a long time coming! Patti Smith has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame.I have had the honor of seeing her live, at the TLA in Philly on the Trampin' tour.. I f...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST

Random Mel Facts

I am bored. So I have decided to share some Random Mel Facts for your Useless Information Pleasure..Enjoy..Or not... I was born 3 months premature. I weighed 2lbs. and 11 ounces. My head was the ...
Posted by Melthemadhatter on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST