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Add to My Profile | More VideosHmmmm.....well I do stuntwork (among other things). I really do joust, I am an expert with double bullwhips (that means one in each hand). I have been set on fire, hit by cars, and dragged by a horse.....what else do I friggin say on here.....I'm Scottish, so I have a kilt and do Scottish things (extreme taunting, name calling, drinking, head-butting) I also do some professional wrestling for Jesse Hernandez's EWF in San Bernadino.

My Interests

Riding horses, practicing bullwhips, Scottish heavy athletics, trying to play guitar, soapbox racing, motorcycles, dive bars.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Probert.

Music:

The Cramps, Johhny Cash, Dropkick Murphy's, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Richard Cheese with Lounge Against The Machine, Curve, Helmet, PJ Harvey, Murder City Devils, KMFDM, The Cult, Page Hamilton, Jazz, Big Band, anything 80's, anything you can swing dance to.

Movies:

Bubba Ho Tep, Braveheart, Rob Roy, Legend, Tron, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Death Proof, much more.

Television:

Anything with the Kennedys.

Books:

Prey, Eaters of the Dead, Sphere, and Timeline all by Crichton Life under the black flag (pirate book) and everything by Carl Hiassen

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Tony Snegoff, Jesse Hernandez, Nick Plantico, The Fall Guy, Strong Bad, Indiana Jones, Evil Knievel, Steve McQueen, Andy Kauffman, Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Dunn, Gene LeBell, Bret Hart, Benny "The Jet" Urquidez, and Robot from Lost in Space.

My Blog

EWF comes to the Majestic Ventura Theatre!!

Posted by Jousting Jay on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

EWF wrestling at the Ventura Theatre!!

That's right, the Empire Wrestling Federation will be at the Ventura Theatre on Sunday, March 18, bell time is at 5pm.Tickets will be on sale soon only through Ticketmaster, tickets are only $15.Check...
Posted by Jousting Jay on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:08:00 PST

Treasure map for sale

Hi, I sailed my boat just over to the breakwall at the marina, and anchored and swam to shore with some booze. I buried the treasure and made a map of its location. It is buried on ...
Posted by Jousting Jay on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:49:00 PST

Hey, I took this quiz on how seducing I am and you girls better watch out!!

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Posted by Jousting Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST