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At an unknown point in the 80s, scientists from all over the world gathered in a small town named Cork, renowned all over the world for its astounding culture.
They conducted experiments using stem cell research and the DNA of history's most renowned artists in order to create what they hoped would be the most talented and greatest creative forces ever known to man.
They were kept secret apart from two, who escaped from the Biolabs to live thier own lives. The first was Jonathan Rhys Mayers, (the greatest actor ever to have lived), and the second was the Bionic Geek, who remains anonymous apart from his musical genius which he has now decided to spread to the world.
Armed with DNA from Mozart, Beethoven, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis and Barbara Streissand amongst others, the Bionic Geek uses his bionic arm implants to play guitar so astoundingly fast that it actually sometimes sounds like it has been chopped and copied and pasted in a sequencer. Which it definately has not. Are you calling the Bionic Geek a liar?
The album has just been finished but will only be available by contacting the bionic geek through myspace or telepathy.
tracklisting is as follows:
intro
I hate your fucking face
noxious cunt blister
septic leech
GILF (granny song)
rape my ears
fuck off you cunt
get your metal on
dead girls can't say no
fury fuck blues
flipper's kipper
blow up the internet
I think it's my rear axle, optimus
kratos needs to talk about his feelings
pulling the wings off butterflies
