Burt is Hairy Blotter - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm an alien, interesting enough? I was found as a kitten in a dumpster behind a Walmart. I live with my feeder and his cat Biscuit. The mothership is coming, and it's going to give your planet back to the animals! Get ready...

My Interests

Science, Exploration, and food. Oh, and sleep.

THE END IS NEIGH! Behold the Mothership!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that isn't an asshole. Anyone that can help me get off this planet. Fellow Aliens...

Music:

Anything with a funky beat.

Movies:

Science Fiction, Action and Documentaries.

Television:

Adult Swim

Books:

Reading is the shit! :p Help out, visit these sites! Takes two seconds...

Heroes:

Artist, Scientist, and Lovers.

My Blog

Kitten Cannon

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Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:59:00 PST

The Alternative Christmas Message!

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Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:10:00 PST

History of, "Pluck You!"

History of the Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that t...
Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 01:47:00 PST

Now Hear This! Thanks 444

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Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:00 PST

Thanks to FagHaggary

thanks for adding mayne I can Woooo all day!...
Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:50:00 PST

Star Wars Rap!

Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:43:00 PST

Love?

Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:42:00 PST

the Legend

Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:41:00 PST

Have a Pill on Me.

Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:40:00 PST

Kill the Big.

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Posted by Burt is Hairy Blotter on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:39:00 PST