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My name is Ashley. I'm from Little Rock, Arkansas. I get bored very easily. I don't like cheese. I love shiny red sports cars and chromed-out Harleys. I have two baby girl wiener dogs, Buffy and Adrienne, and they are my life. I'd give them a kidney if they needed one. I'm not sure if that would work, though. I have a great family and we stick together no matter what. I work at a lovely golf course. I like unicorns. One of my fav books growing up was "The Unicorn that Had No Horn" because at the end the unicorn ends up getting a diamond horn. I thought that was the coolest thing ever. I always thought I would grow out of that one but apparently I was wrong. I remember when I was a little girl, a big brass unicorn statue fell off my headboard and landed on my head. It hurt like the dickens. It was very traumatizing, but not even that incident could sway me from my love of "the corn". I love music. I really love metal that's loud enough so that you can actually feel the metal fillings in your molars shaking. It's pretty uncomfortable though. I almost died in the dentist's chair a few years ago when he dropped a big pointy piece of metal down my throat and then had to dig it out before I swallowed it. That day I learned that metal will bring me either extreme joy or extreme pain. Or both I guess. I'm a drama queen. I hope that I get to go to the Wakken Open Air festival one day. I laugh really hard when the person in front of me turns on their blinker just to go around a sharp curve. And I laugh even harder when the person in front of me makes a turn and their blinker never turns itself off, so they drive around for a few miles with it still blinking. I have no clue why I think that's so funny. But I do. I don't understand human behavior no matter how much I study and observe it. I love animals more than people. I get freaked out by extremists. I don't usually discuss religion or politics. I try not to be judgemental of others, with the hope that they'll do the same. I've learned that doesn't work. I like to drink Jack Daniels and Red Stripe. But not mixed together. That would be gross. I'm allergic to something but I don't know what. I really hope that I figure it out soon because my sinuses are driving me nuts. I've had the same best friend since I was in second grade and her name is Anna Banana. Back when we were in junior high, she and I went through a period of time where we wouldn't stop fighting. So my dad tricked us into getting into the car with him one night and then he dropped us off at Lakewood Village near the big fountain. He said he wouldn't take us home until we worked out all of our issues because he was sick of hearing about it. It worked. If the medical community was to ever name an illness after me, it would be called Unwarranted Worry Syndrome. I love to cook. My specialties include enchiladas, tilapia diablo, and shrimp primavera. I also love to bake. My specialties include loaded oatmeal cookies and german chocolate cake. My latest quest is to perfect my homemade cinnamon rolls. Those things can get pretty tricky. Most people are shocked to learn that I have Martha Stewart-ish tendencies when it comes to domestic tasks. I'm a girly tomboy. I love boots and I own entirely too many. My favorite colors are purple, red, and black. If I had my own country, the flag would be tie-died with those three colors and the people would be called Ashicans. I can be a sarcastic asshole. I have the worst case of insomnia ever recorded in the history of the world. I've had it for as long as I can remember. It sucks. I love princess-cut diamonds. I think that feet are gross. I try not to take the people that I love fore-granted. But I still wouldn't give any of them a foot massage. I have a bachelor's degree in business management. I have realized that business management isn't always as fun as it sounds. And that's not saying much. I often catch myself saying "nothing could surprise me at this point", only to find out that it can. The word crawlspace scares me. I always thought it would make an excellent band name until my brother pointed out one day that there's already a band called Crawlspace. Nine times out of ten I feel like I'm tap dancin' on a land mine. And that's ok with me. I truly believe that we will have the power. We will have the glory. In our shining hour.....we will write our own story. History DOES repeat itself, and if you don't believe that then you're an idiot. That's all I can think of for now. :
Cheesy gooberness to the tenth power. Times a thousand. Plus the square root of 14,846. Or something like that. ;)
Sometimes we're overwhelmed by our extreme coolness.
My little Adrienne is ADORABLE!!
GO HOGS GO!!! U of A vs Texas on 10/11/04. Yes, we got our asses kicked but at least we had a good time!!! I MISS U GUYS!!!!!!!
Oh this is just me being awesome on my 27th bday. :P
Even after a long day of pool partyin' big bro and I can always take a moment to pause for the cause!!!
Dad and I are a couple of badasses. :)
Dad's bday party was fun.
GOOD FUCKING TIMES......with the Memphis crew. :