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TATTOOED AND RUDE

We'll be back in 2 n 2 ...

About Me

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Writng my albm, wrknout, my job

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I'd like to meet:

IF YOU DONT CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SMART, SHARP, OR OTHERWISE WITTY ... PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME. HOWEVER I WILL ACCEPT (in the absense of those qualities) A THESIS PAPER COMPARING AND CONTRASTING THE SUBTLE DIFFRENCES BETWEEN THE MOVIES MEAN GIRLS AND CLUELESS............ALSO,................................... Anyone that doesn't spew hot fuckin air and waste's my time with buuuullllllsteeeit. My "fulloshit" detect'r is fully loaded and set for kill! "Oh, your friend's got a little brother that can get my band signed???". I'd rather talk about how fucking adorable you look in that tight little skirt. Don't get me wrong people ... I'll listen till your blue in the face, BUUUUT I'll be slammin Irish Car Bombs while your yapp'n, unless ya say somethin slightly interesting ... THEN ITS ON! The only thing sexier than a cutie undressed to kill, is a chick that gets it (gives it?) ... either way ...So, drop the story about the time your 5 year old neice drew a funny picture, and trade in for a shinny NEW story about the time you and you're friend nearly got caught experimenting in the mop closet at the Raddison ...

Music:

The Sounds, Slayer, Kiss, White Zombie, Conway Twitty, Nerf Herder, Cathedral, Deicide, ABBA, The Clash, T REX, Romeo Void, Blondie, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Beach Boys, The Cars, Cocksparrer, Portishead, Social Distortion, Life of Agony, Warrior Soul, Lynyrd Skynard, Asphyx, Nine Inch Nails, Sepultura, Skid Row, Easy-E, T-Rex, The Cult, Snake River Conspiracy, Madonna, Black Label Society, Hammerfall, Motorhead, Enotmbed, AC/DC, Down, Weezer, Six Feet Under, Hank Williams III, Mazzy Starr, Pantera, Dio, Simple Minds, Rose Tattoo, Bee Gees, The Shins, Oasis (Be Here Now album ONLY!!! haha), Metallica, Corrosion of Conformity, Weezer, Ace of Base, Megadeth, Prussian Blue, Terrorizer, Guns and Roses, Van Halen, Danzig, The Misfits, Reverend Horton Heat, Aerosmith, Loretta Lynn, St. Vitus, Winter, Billy Idol, Motley Crue, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, and New Kids on the Block, Babylon A.D., Damageplan, Grave, Malevolent Creation

Movies:

Better Off Dead, U Turn, Tommy Boy, 200 Motels, Spinal Tap, Something About Mary, Heathers, Office Space, Bachlor Pary, Groundhoug Day, Envy, Friday the 13th, Fletch, Private Parts, Shampoo, Better Off Dead, Ruthless People, Breakfast Club, The Sure Thing, Campus Man, War Games, Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, Anger Management, Moving Violations, Karate Kid 1 2 3. Waynes World 1 2, Casino, Meet the Parents, Black Sheep, Fargo, Napolian Dynomite, Jackie Brown, Citizen Ruth, Blow Me Sandwich 1-11, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Hollywood Shuffle, Men At Work, Taboo, Vacation, European Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Vegas Vacation, Three Amigos, The Jerk, Hot Stuff, Dumb and Dumber, Up in Smoke, Happiness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

Any program exposing the corrupt, manipulative, hypocritical nature of our imposing/inept government ... oh ya, and the episode of Family Guy where Stewie asks Brian to "shave his coin-purse".

Books:

n Dunn.

Heroes:

Turkey, Roast Beef, and Swiss with a little mayo n sum ta'mato. Little vin n oil ta finish'er off ... thanks for bringin that hun, scratch my back wud ya??? ... up ... up ... ta tha side ... down ... oohhh ... rite there!!! rite there!!! .... thank you baby! whats that??? you'll come back after the game's on and gimme 'a handjob??? Baby, ur tha greatest!!!

My Blog

ADDD MY NEWWW MUSIC PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/AV/ - be my new friend!...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:21:00 PST

Click this if u wanna feel better abtchurself!

"Hey remember me from myspace?? I'm the one that always takes those pics where I hold tha camera above my head and look all pouty ta get guys ta meet me. Well ur in luck tiger, it's ur lucky day!" lo...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

GURL POWER times A MILLION!!! BOOM!

BOOOOOOOYAH! lol Gotta tellya ladies, Adam is very impressed/AV/...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:58:00 PST

THANK YOU DARWIN!!!!!!!!

Yep, BIG wreck today in LA ... 2 dead ... 3 critical ... 17 -21. One was a young woman in her early 20's (Two are killed, others are injured when they are ejected from a vehicle after slamming into a ...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:53:00 PST

Saw American Idol. I HAVE HAD IT!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Ya thats fuckinA rite ... I DID turn on American Idol to see which little fuckin CRYIN FAGGOT was goin home next , and it’s like this awards type show with Jimmy Kimmel "roasting" Simon with an ...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

NEW BABYSITTER TOOL!!!!!!

PRESTO!!!! ... AND UR FREE SATURDAY NITE!!! :)- DISCLAIMER-ABSOLUTELY NO stuffed animals were harmed in the taking of this photo.lolOk ok - b4 everyone gets nutzo here, I just wantchu to know that the...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:45:00 PST

BOYCOTT ABSOLUT VODKA!!!!

This aint no tree hugger/endangerd species type’a thing ... this IS however about this Swedish owned potato distilled liquid transparent sex inducer running an ad that dipicts The United States ...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:41:00 PST

DOWN SYNDROME

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Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:29:00 PST

DRUUUUNNNNKKKKK GIRLZ. I love ya ... I motherfuckin LOVE ya!

This is sad and then funny and then funnier and then just plain sad again on soo many levels .... great catchy song. I love this fuckin video. stupid drunk bitch stupid drunk bitch ...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:54:00 PST

ONLY 6 more profile views to 60,000!!!! So many ppl to thank!

The Party girls!The PARTIED gurls.Guys with shitty tats!Bowling!Grannies tattooed vagina!Imported processed beef products with funny fuckin names!!Gay soccer players! ... well soccor players - same di...
Posted by TATTOOED AND RUDE on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:56:00 PST