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Alex DBA Canned Laughter,,

I put the arrrrrrr in STARâ„¢

About Me

I am a muse, I do amuse. Nietzsche and I share our birthday.... I like that :)I always appreciate the prioritizing of my happiness, health, and success to be on par with a penguin parent is to their chic.! I am incredibly tall, intelligent, witty, well read, sarcastic, sexy, adorable, cuddly, energetic, demonstrative, talented, political , and incurably modest :) Ha ha ha, , I am a BIG dork and I laugh (secretly) quite easily...! People either absolutely love me or they fucking despise me, I am FIRE! Smokestack rising..... To put it bluntly I am not for the faint of heart or the weak-minded. So encourage my indepth philosophical contemplations during heated romantic settings. You get me or you don't. PERIOD! If you do you will see that I am there when a friend needs me, trustworthy, loyal and unbreakable like a rock I am gibraltar , (including the monkeys)........It's all smoke and mirrors. ... ... ;) all of our WISHes.... (ONCE APPROVED, don't waste my time with petty greed) are granted with a finger snapping of my right hand :) IM= queen o d world ....... COST OF WAR

My Interests

playing the hater....Unabashed Narcissism..... foul-mouthed hooliganism. running away....Wreaking Havoc. Uncontrollable laughter. Heated debates. Philosophical journies. Always aspiring to ascend. Space Travel. INSIGHTING LIFE EXPANDING POSITIVE EXPERIENCES.... LIMMY

I'd like to meet:

People that want to do it right. Muse me..... inspire my hope, spout truth.... because we are all amazing and slightly off perfection,so own and accept everything about YOU.... and ME.... oh, shite... and can tolerate my ornry impression, I even talk to myself in type... haha, I am silly. GIve me something I can dance to....(NWA).Someone that drinks a lot of ketel 1 (or can be my designated driver), smokes , plays geetar, fervently follows current affairs, knows it is not rude to talk over each other... multitasks their brain...and can quote Lou Dobbs (seriously, I have a crush on him!). Oh yeah and can understand a dry, dark, sarcastic sense of humor and my not so secret desire to have everyone break free of bullshit conditioning ..... ** Subject to change without notice** 4real

Music:

alk talk, billy idol, style council, snoop, NWA, Chris Cornell, Shannon Crawford, black sab, clash, bowie. stones stevie wonder, ojays, marin gaye, the church, tCulture Club (roy hay), Linda Strawberry (lindastrawberry.com) ...... isley bros... the emotions..... Eagles of Death Metal, The Chelsea Smiles ...... Mark Lanegan ...... MORLOCKS ....... The Shore....... The Walkmen.... Mother Tongue ...... LIBERTINES ..... Run Run Run ........ BJM ..... The Warlocks ...... The Moon Upstairs... Sky Parade.... BRMC... YOGI ....Franz Ferdinand , ROCK, NEW WAVE, very ethnic music and of course the gods of all music....NWA, The Clash, The Beatles, Queen, Bowie, Zep, The Stones and Sabbath....to be continued ................... LITTLE RADIO

Movies:

Dracula, Spinal Tap, Ass Master 3, Fight Club, Bugsy, The Princess Bride, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski (the Dude), Empire Strikes Back (original), Scream, Taxi Driver, Hearts of Darkness, Baraka, Three Amigos (anything with Steve Martin** early years), Anything with Paul Newman!

Television:

Scooby Doo, CNN, Charlie Rose, The Daily Show, Ali G, Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, SCTV, Dr. Katz ( Ummmm.. when the fuck are the DVDs going to come out?????)

Books:

Christopher Hitchens, Heinlein, Kandel, Ishmael, Draculea, Camus, Curious George, Where the Wild Things Are

Heroes:

BB Bungle, mr bungle, nick nick, killy, unagi and baby.... :) Elsa Sari, Candace Ells Fulton, Henry Robert Parrish (singleton) , Donald Wellington Fulton, Martha Hay, Sarah Cox, Zoltan Stegmueller, Nathaniel Eells, Alexander Hay,Ramin Delijani Tornado Terhune, Shannon Crawford, Charles Rotter, Kian Kaviani, Gary Helsinger, and Mr. Bradshaw, plus all Architects, engineers and designers. Baaaa...... The Dreaded Pirate BRoberts .........and other accomplished Autodidacts

My Blog

my life

I love it even during reconstruction
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:26:00 PST

what is my name doing here... fiction.....

.. Reincarnation Love Stories with a Time Travel Twist The History Patrol In 2070, the Blue Plague decimated much of humankind. If it hadn't been for the Great Intervention of 2072, mankind might...
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:21:00 PST

Temptation edited

Monday, July 19, 2004 Temptation DangerousAdventurous thrill seeking and mischievous I'm cracked strappedI'm Tapped like a rat in a cage, I'm trappedOne look at him and I'll laughStroke him I'm...
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:38:00 PST

I have safely escaped Spain!!! Living in London.....

Living in London for a bit now.... back to LA soon for a stint, then doing a world tour... miss all of my friends..... xoxoxoxoxo
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:08:00 PST

Paranoid

I woke up early today, only slept for 2 and a half hours.Sadness is beating on my door.I have a cancer growing inside of me, infecting me one cell at a time.The cancer is called complacency.*Burke ROb...
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sexy beast

tyranny feeds a sick attractrion fiery events insighted anything for attention but like mick said, I can't get no satsifaction....
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 07:53:00 PST

he loves me

my beau and I are currently staying at a 5 star resort on the Mediterranian in the south of Spain...... I have a fucking sun tan...looking good. Put some weight on... I got down under 110lbs... met hi...
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:06:00 PST

I think I am going to VOMIT

I am not well today :( I have not been well for the last year. I never thought it would last this long. I can't wait to get the hell out of this fucking town. Reminders are everywhere.
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Temptation

Dangerous Adventurous Turn your head and you're engaged with this I'm strapped Tapped One look at him and I'll laugh Stroke him I'm broken Can I get away from temptation? Lucid Wicked Ever...
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HEY EWE! WITH THE WHITE BELT!

Yeah, ewe. You know who ewe are. I saw ewe last night over at Spaceland or the Silverlake Lounge or the Derby or the Short Stop. Or maybe even it was someplace in Hollywood -- lately you've been ex...
Posted by Alex DBA Canned Laughter,, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST