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JoelleAndres.com!

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About Me


My name is Joelle (Noel - N + J = Joelle) that's how you pronounce it. I'm a photographer from long island. I freakin love my life. I have the best friends ever (yeah I really got lucky), they're nobody's robots. A lot of them are from all over the country and I don't get to see them often, but it only makes it that much more special when I do. I pride myself on being able to play the spoons while driving with my knees. Most people find this amusing, however Bridget does NOT. I also have a harmonica with a head piece and once I learn to play it, I will complete my one-man-driving dance-party spectacular. My friend Jef (with one efffff) and I started a band that isn't really a band Heat Vision and the Throng of Rock and Roll Dinosaurs . You can check us out, really, you should(n't). Stefanie is my partner in crime and my twin... I guess. If you see her, don't ask her if she's me, because she's not. (I don't even see how we look alike).
I'm a big fan of dancing (with friends or strangers), coffee, bugs, camping, beaches, animals, sunflower seeds, not restarting my computer, broken cameras, the circus, and surprises. I love meeting new people, however I usually forget that I've met you within 5 minutes, and even if I remember your face, I definitely forgot your name. It doesn't matter though, because I'll act like I know you when you start talking to me because I'll be too embarrassed to admit that I don't remember you.
One day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a house that will be a basic replica of Pee-Wee's house from "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure". Of course there will be modifications made specifically to suit me and my 100 friends that I've already invited to live there. I'd like to think I'm fun to be with, I was class clown and most distinctive personality in high school. I'm a pretty crazy person, but I'm laid back and can have a good time in almost any situation. I am friendly with a lot of bands, primarily because I've shot them and kept in touch with them. I'm sorry but I can't help you out giving out their contact or getting you into shows. Before you email me, please look at my frequently asked questions blog, because a lot of the emails I get could be answered through there. I love what I do and I love who I am, I live life to the fullest and try to spend each day being a better person.

My Interests

photography, illustration, silkscreen, music, shows, driving, touring, camping, dancing like a fool, dinosaurs, bugs (especially cicadas), robots, upright citizens brigade, ski ball, mini golf, frisbee, dance parties, redbull, coffee, pizza, chicken cup of noodles, chicken cheesy gordita crunches, sunflower seeds, tetris, climbing stuff, ska, ska, ska

I'd like to meet:

if you like me, i'd love if you put my link on your page :)

this is what it will look like:

copy and paste the code below on your page!

Music:

1. The Aquabats
2. Bigwig
3. Big D
4. The Cat Empire
5. Babylon Circus
6. High School Football Heroes
7. The Flaming Tsunamis
8. The Format
9. Mustard Plug
10. Saves the Day
11. Reel Big Fish
12. Step Lively
check out my friends bands in my top 8!

Movies:

1. Joe Dirt
2. Bubble Boy
3. Anchorman
4. X-Men (I-III)
5. Blades of Glory
6. Norbit
7. Pee Wee's Big Adventure
8. Transformers

Television:

1. Arrested Development
2. The Brak Show
3. Aquateen Hunger Force

Books:

1. The Giver
2. Choke
3. Mygale
4. Diary
5. A Series of Unfortunate Events

Heroes:

Clients Include:
Against Me!
Alexisonfire
Alternative Press Magazine
Amore Magazine
AMP Magazine
Anti-flag
Asbestos Records
ASOB
A Wilhelm Scream
Big D and the Kids Table
Bigwig
Bomb the Music Industry
Bombtown
Bottle Rocket
Bring Out Your Dead
Catch 22
Dirty Larry
Edna's Goldfish
Emotron
The Fad
The Flaming Tsunamis
The Flatliners
The Glow
High School Football Heroes
Idiot Pilot
Illwaukee Designs
In The Face
The Know How
Littlest Man Band
MU330
Mustard Plug
Patent Pending
The Planet Smashers
Public Access
Punkdates.com
Punknews.org
Premarital Sax
The Receiving End of Sirens
River City Rebels
Royal City Riot
The Rudie Crew
RxBandits
The Scofflaws
Sean P. Rogan
Set Your Goals
Ska Weekend
Stuck Lucky
Suburban Legends
Sunday Night Scene
This is Hell
Too Short Notice
Tri-State Conspiracy
Upbeat Ska Zine
The Vagabonds
Westbound Train
Wrank Music
YRB Magazine

My Blog

FOR SALE!! POSTERS AND BRACELETS!

POSTERS! Any picture I've ever taken can be made into a poster for $20 (including shipping). it's glossy photo quality paper, so even though I'm saying "poster", it's really like having a 12x18" gloss...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

PHOTOS OF BIG D! SET YOUR GOALS! WHOLE WHEAT BREAD! HKPOE!

check em' outttttt let me know whatcha think!
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:40:00 PST

ASOB LAST SHOW EVER! ROCKY SULLIVANS! SKA WEEKEND PHOTOS!

photos from ska weekend include: royal city riot, manic sewing circle & mustard plug!!also, photos from the last ASOB show EVER! also photos of the Rocky Sullivans' set! (9/16/07)HERE! HERE! HERE!...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:52:00 PST

the flaming tsunamis, royal city riot & videos of heat vision!!!

    THE FLAMING TSUNAMIS! ROYAL CITY RIOT!the rest of the pics will be up in a day or two. (manic sewing circle & mustard plug)the videos are from my band's set at ska weekend!!!VID...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

BTMI, Fad & The Glow PHOTOS!

dooby shooby doowop.here they are!the fad & the glow:CLICK HERE! HERE! HERE!bomb the music industry:CLICK HERE! HERE! HERE!...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:09:00 PST

Big D, Family Force 5, Dropkick Murphy’s, & Toga Party!

Big D and Family Force 5 from Warped Tour!Dropkick Murphy's from Mulcahy's in Wantagh NYKeith's 21st Birthday Toga Party Extravaganza!ALL HERE!!!!...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST

Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Suburban Legends, Streetlight Manifesto, Patent Pending, AAA!!!!

NJ Ska Campout Photos!!!CHCHCHCHECK EM OUT!!!
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:16:00 PST

BUY MY PRINTS! (please)

contrary to what some of you may believe, i am not rich, nor do i get paid for many of my shoots. therefore im trying to make a little money by selling some of my prints.if you guys would like one, yo...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:14:00 PST

Blog Lob Law

if youre an arrested development fan you will get my joke. i deleted my old blogs, so if you actually are interested in reading about my life and what-not go here:http://orangeandyoohoo.livejournal.co...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Q & A and what type of messages NOT to send

Can I have your screen name? No. I think the internet (and myspace) is full of weirdos, and so I don't give it out to anyone. If you have something legit to talk to me about, questions about photos, ...
Posted by JoelleAndres.com! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:03:00 PST