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Land shark/natalie (LifeOnLongIsland) LISPR

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About Me

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I blundered on: "I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney! He's not just some dingbat I found on the Strip. Shit, look at him! He doesn't look like you or me, right? That's because he's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But it doesn't matter, does it? Are you prejudiced?"
you think I'm interesting? => read it
you don't? => read it anyways
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I've had this myspace since '03.
I'm a college grad - Bachelors of Fine Art. Hopefully soon to be MFA then college professor
I often quote movies and make obscure references - the people I can converse with in this manner are my closest friends.
I'm down for playing scrabble any day, any time, just ask.
I like Tea.
I like flavored beers even more.
Im down for a beer, just ask.
I don't like being drunk
If I had more money I would buy presents for everyone. I like buying stuff for people.
I clean... CONSTANTLY.
I need a digital SLR. Someone should get that for me.
Oh, and I used to work with this company doing this thing and stuff that I don't do anymore so don't bother asking about it now.

My Interests

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! No crazies please !

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My Blog

Check out this event: NATALIE'S 1ST TIME BARTENDING...EVER!

Hosted By:Land shark/natalie (LifeOnLongIsland) LISPRWhen:Thursday, March 12, 2009Where:The Black Shamrock487 newbridge rdeast meadow11554Description:Its my 1st time bartending, ever. Please come, ha...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:25:00 GMT

proof the interweb can ruin relationships

Why do men cheat? Why can’t they control themselves? Why do they have to pay for it? The answer may seem simple at first (if he’s not being satisfied at home, he’ll roam the neighbor...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:16:00 GMT

THE GOOD ’OL DAYS

A few years back there was a band.32 Degrees in Hell32dih.comsee if you can spot 'lil old me in these home moobies.my brother is in them as well (guitar player-in "newer" band videos). ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:38:00 GMT

hrm

Head under water,And they tell me to breathe easy for a while.The breathing gets harder, even I know that.You made room for me but it's too soon to see,If I'm happy in your hands.I'm unusually hard to...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:54:00 GMT

So now I REALLY haven’t updated for a bit..

Its been over a year actually. And an interesting year to say the least.-I went on some adventures along the East Coast. -Had a big party in the sticks (w/ the jer meister)-Built a HUGE slip and slide...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:11:00 GMT

THIS IS SO ME

Q. What is emetophobia? A. Emetophobia is an irrational or excessive fear of vomiting. Q. But nobody likes to vomit. A. A phobia is distinguished from an ordinary fear by the irrational and excessi...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:03:00 GMT

Havnt updated in a bit

I'm leaving tomorrow to go camping/fishing for 3 days with the love of my life. I'm moving into my new place in Poughkeepsie too. Its awesome and awesomely huge!gotta get back to work, these antiques ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:15:00 GMT

ugh, so sick of other peoples opinions

just a few quick points dont talk about me, or make judgements on me if you have never actually spoken to me. Chances are if I have smiled at you in the past and/or wished you a good evening that ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:53:00 GMT

so good or no good

pretty freakin awesome week so far if I do say so myself. not starting work right away so i can enjoy my summer vacation = good Weather reverting back to November = not so good late night beach f...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

recap, because such a packed few days deserves one

It starts thursday with me printing about 30 photos i took in the abandoned barn behind my sorority house. which by the way is scarier than any hospital/hotel i have broken into thus far. heres a p...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT