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Vanessa Fraction

Let me Tickle YOU!

About Me

I'm the funny chick from next door! I didn't want any woulda, coulda, shoulda's in my life - so I decided to do comedy. I must say it's working well for me. I tour the US and other countries such as Japan, Germany, England and Holland sharing my crazy stories and making people smile. I broadened my career to include television, movies, and other independent projects. I look forward to seeing what else God has in store for me!About My ComedyI'm able to provide quality entertainment to a variety of audiences ( package avail. upon request)I do alot of Christian or Clean shows and shows for kids. I love the college shows as well as being able to go to the clubs unsensored and bring character to adult situations. In whatever arena you see me expect a great time and a fabulous show! My goal is for you to be inspired and learn in the midst of the laughter and excitement ---- I hope I said that right and I hope to see you at a show real soonI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Video Reel - Check it Out!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..Ok, I present Me and My Doublestitch! www.doublestitchwear.com also check them out @ Macy's on State St. in Chicago Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

VIRGO LOVE BEING SHOWN - THESE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, INSIDE AND OUT!SINGLE, BLACK, & FABULOUS ISSUE OF "N’DIGO" CHICAGO’S MAGPAPER FOR THE URBANE! I’d like to meet Professional Artists: musicians, comedians, photgraphers, promotors, actors etc. If U love 2 laugh and enjoy life I want 2 meet you 2!

Music:

I love variety - and I’m more into lyrics: I’m a BIG John Mayer, Thicke, and now Ne-yo fan! Norman Brown on the Jazz side. Lyfe Jennings, Eric Roberson, Goapele, Jill Scott, Kem, Dwele, Anthony Hamilton, Common, Floetry, Faith, Tweet, Damien Marley, Sizzla gotta love Fred Hammond you get the point. I can’t leave off my first loves: Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Doni Hathaway, Aretha Franklin, Luther, Bob Marley, Sade, Billie Holiday, EWF, and so many more. Ok and the truth comes out I love some CountryI’m sure I’ll update this soon with some great myspace artists

Television:

Again Thank you to the Beautiful ladies of www.doublestitchwear.com

Books:

I love to cuddle up with a good book I recently finished some Feng Shui book so I'm a bit sensitive to space and colors right now- The Celestine Prophecy is one of my favs., The Road Less Travelled was a good book - For the past few years I've been on making LifeStyle Changes so I haven't been reading much IceBerg Slim lately

Heroes:

Just to keep it real - I thought I'd add this picture at 5'3" 180lbs I was definetly holding it down on the track team. I was in the chunky girl division throwing the shot put. I didn't really lose weight until after I had my kids God is Good!Thank u 2 Nina @ UrbanFoto I did a photo shoot with Me and a Mic - It has an artistic meaning

My Blog

BLACK HISTORY PIC OF THE DAY!!! - I LOVE IT

Hillary come on now ......That child is too big to be on your lap - She looking like B** Please!...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:12:00 PST

Walgreens Love D’em Sum Black Folk!!!!!

Is this a c-o-n- spiracy?Or just coincidence?"They" always gotta clown - I believe it was meant for dark humor.If my mom were to pass by that display I'm sure she would proclaim " We can't have nothin...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:10:00 PST

Football, Men, and Me

I have a general love for sports But recently Id been taking time to learn more about football. Why? Do you ask Because I love men and I want to have more in common rather than more to complain abou...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:29:00 PST

Chicago's Flying Bullets (READ THIS)

This blog isn't funny at all - I write it feeling very crazy inside.   I'm not originally from Chicago, I wasn't very accustom to guns, drugs and violence growing up.  Yesterday I rece...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:26:00 PST

Ms. Prissy and Her Monkey

Ms. Prissy and Her Monkey Ms. Prissy woke one morning to find rain drops tapping the windshield of her car. It was another pieceful morning for Ms. Prissy.  She woke trying to piece together wh...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:52:00 PST

Valentine's Date

Everyone always says "I know you got a Valentine's date!".  "As fine as you are I know you got niggas kicking down your door trying to take you out." For the record I just want to say on February...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:31:00 PST

Super Comedy Week

HOWIE BELL's INAUGURAL>>>SUPER COMEDY WEEK January 30th (Mon) - February 5th (Sun)A week-long Comedy Festival during SUPER BOWL XL Week 2006 in DETROIT, MI featuring some of the HOTTEST talents a...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST

Tickle Me Tuesdays

Update:  TMT Cancelled We're relocating Tickle Me Tuesdays - I'll continue to post updates Tickle Me Tuesdays is a show I host every Tuesday at the Kinzie Suites in Chicago It's a lot of fun dif...
Posted by Vanessa Fraction on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 11:54:00 PST