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Joyelle Nicole

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About Me

I'm just a girl from Jersey named Joyelle, my big cousins didn't like my first name when I protruded from the womb so they told my mother they weren't going to refer to me as such (mind you they were pre-teens at the time trying to punk their Auntie post partem), she refused to change it so my entire family sout solace in my middle name and calls me Nikki (mind you I have actual blood relatives who do not kno my first name to this day, most of them are trapped in the projects of Brooklyn). Well, thanks mom for not being so short sighted and vision-lacking and thanks fam for the introduction to multiple personality disorder at such an early age. My mommie branded me to be a star from the start whose only goal in life is to make people smile, hence the JOY...(I think I just wrote my Academy Award acceptance speech.)
See Joyelle's first (of many) blundering red carpet interview...
Then see Joyelle's first flyer...of a show that got canceled...LMAO
I scored a 70% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?
Then see Joyelle's slideshow of vanity...
Then see Joyelle's first internet commercial...Before the plastic surgery...
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ART = ME, it exudes from every facet of my being...I Act w/ my soul, Write w/ my hands, Dance w/ my legs, Sing w/ the voice box (only when I'm on a stage in some sort of musical theatre sense or a choir) and generally Create w/ my mind...so I'll be expressing each and every one of these in a public sense...maybe even all 5 at the same time :-)

My Interests


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COMEDY: Ive been on stage at the Comedy Store and the Laugh Factory in LA.

Yoga: I teach at Bally's in Culver City and I do private instruction.

Skating: I miss home, it isn't the same out here, but i still pick up my skates and prance around my kitchen!

I'd like to meet:

in life (not on myspace) i'd like to meet the Man I'm gonna marry...

or should I say Men (on an arbitrary aside I think mormons=cool n lifetime monogamy=4 tha birds...look out Liz Taylor here I come!!!)...i digress: in reference to famous people...since GOD himself is out of the way (and I have the pic to prove it)

I guess I'll say Chad Hugo, Brad Pitt, Jon Stewart, Don Cheadle, and Dave Chappelle...that'd be a tight cipher since I know 3 out of 5 of them throw 'em up...
One down...Four 2 go...

Music:

Ahh my heart...the tops include:

1. A Song For You ~Donny Hathaway
2. Please Don't Go ~Stevie Wonder
3. Bridge Over Troubled Water ~Aretha Franklin
4. Welcome to the Jungle ~Guns and Roses
5. Uninvited ~Alanis Morissette
6. Moonlight Sonata ~Beethoven
7. La Vie Boheme ~Rent
8. Hypnotize ~Biggie
9. All I Need to Get By ~Marvin n Tammi/Meth n Mary/Aretha

10. Nasty Girl ~Vanity 6
...yeah im pretty damn random ...Currently Brooklyn (my video ipod) has 4,864 songs on her...and I take her everywhere!!

Movies:

If music is my heart movies are my soul...I could go on and on for hours, soooo if u like to talk about movies u have a friend in me (also the reigning Scene It and Shout it Out About Movies QUEEN, challenge me if ur feeling lucky) It is one of my life goals to own every movie ever nominated for an Oscar (oh n win one myself)... so I guess I'll just leave it at a top ten list:

1. Gone with the Wind
2. The Sound of Music
3. The Color Purple
4. Coming to America
5. Chicago
6. Ocean's 11
7. American Beauty
8. Pillow Talk
9. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
10. The Last Samarai

Television:

I don't watch much TV at all...but when it's on I go straight to Comedy Central usually to see Jon and Dave make fools of this country and themselves...

Books:


Assata Shakur's Autobiography (there is an entire chapter about my father, and I plan to play her in a movie...) The Davinci Code, Conversations with God ...Sylvia Browne, James Patterson and Edgar Allen Poe (I own his complete works, yes Im aware that I am a complete and utter nerd :-)

Heroes:

the mommie lady Joyce B

Steveland Morris Judkins Hardaway, Oprah, the godfathers Cliff and Rick, Dick Parsons, and anyone who follows their heart and ignores adversity...

My Blog

Curses Nick Cannon...

I accidentally tripped and fell into a Nick Cannon Party last nite.  And my body HURTS.  I'm learning how to party like a rock star but I need to at least sleep until noonish.  Which I ...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

random poetry from the archives...

Impatient PatienceI am impatience incarnateRegressed right back to the stress that was a child waiting for ChristmasThe anxiety is rising while I constantly check the time and the worry is playful but...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:41:00 PST

Im over the pop, lock & drop it age limit...

I bet you didn't know there was one.  I'm guessing its 25.  Now that I've reached my 26th birthday I realize as Danny Glover would say, "I'm getting too old for this shit."  I woke up f...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:39:00 PST

How could I forget..

Ironically I forgot to entail one of the most exciting parts of being home 2 weeks ago.  This past 2 months has been a worldwind of non stop GOING.  I've been home twice and have performed o...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

my mommie jumped over a broom...

That's what negro's who are descendants of slaves do at a wedding.  The actual ceremony was spectacular with standing room only.  We were in a tight ass oversized closet at the Mar...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:00:00 PST

My eyelashes wont leave...

These fake eyelashes are still on my face 2.5 weeks later. Apparantly my cousin did so good a job i cant get these bitches off! which makes me SAD...they are slowly falling off and i feel i look rid...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

trying not to fall asleep...

3 hours til i have to be at the airport...and im trying not to fall asleep...these are trying to stay awake activities: State the top eight on your myspace and answer the questions1. Kellye 2. CueCueC...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:36:00 PST

bored at work...

..> ..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Joyelle Nicole Johnson Birthday: September 12, 1981 Birthplace: Orange, NJ Current Location: sitting in the office of Don Buckwald and Associate...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:04:00 PST

An inspirational song to my ladies...

Nellie:I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,And send him on his way.I'm gonna wave that man right outa my ar...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:38:00 PST

Roasting my momma...

I had a fabulous weekend.  This blog is moreso for me to document the event, seeing how I don't have the patience to maintain a written journal.  Oh my beloved Attention Deficit Disorder whe...
Posted by Joyelle Nicole on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST