"Welcome Back to Talkin' Tavis, This is your host Tavis McDaniels, and I want to start this show the same way I start every show with, Fuck you Don Barris, I Fucked your sister. And das my word homie."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tavis McDaniels
Birthday: December 17th 1963
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Manhattan Beach, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gators
Your Weakness: A pretty face, and about six buckets of Churches Chicken
Your Fears: Not being able to swallow the whole chicken bone and it gets stuck in my throat
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Pepperoni thin crust, with three racks of Kansas City style Baby Backs on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Larry Nance to come by the Show. Last year when he was in town I was covering the NBA All-Star weekend in Denver
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You a fat ass Tavis
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn a fourteen egg omelet sounds good
Your Best Physical Feature: This twelve pound bowling ball I have between my legs
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: Being able to see my dick when I pee
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Absolutely
Single or Group Dates: Group, I only like to share
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: By the gallon if by Tea you mean strawberry lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Those are the strippers I saw last night and believe me Coffee was a fine ass sista
Do you Smoke: Only every meat I cook
Do you Swear: All the time, if a bitch gets out of line
Do you Sing: Come on man R. Kelly my cousin
Do you Shower Daily: When I can get out of bed
Have you Been in Love: Hell yeah, with my career and my money
Do you want to go to College: I went
Do you want to get Married: Only if she can cook like Ruby down at Ruby's Soulfood Cafe I swear I once at two gallons of Macaroni, four pounds of yams, 89 chicken wings, and three pounds of tri-tip, you can check that shit it's on the wall homie
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah man
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah like when I have to walk upstairs, I'm sick of that shit
Do you think you are Attractive: Please name one nigga that look this good
Are you a Health Freak: I been called a freak in other ways, Don Barris's sista I'm looking in your direction
Do you get along with your Parents: My grandmoms raised me and yes she the light of my life
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only big ones
Do you play an Instrument: This voice is the only instrument I need
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yeah I drink Palendromes home that's Crown Royale and Royale Crown you know CRRC
In the past month have you Smoked: I made 11 racks of ribs in the smoker just today
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No that ain't being a positive influnce on all those little Tavis fans out there
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, ask Don Barris's sista for details
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I did a show there with John Salley and Mark Langston last week
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos don't come in boxes unless they in a full case and I have infact eaten three cases in the last month
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: With Don Barris's sista it makes her horny as hell
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes I'm on the stage two three times a day, doing big things and other stuff for my community
In the past month have you been Dumped: You can't be dumped when you only fuckin
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Tavis don't swim, but I have watched Don's sista do it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only a bitch's mind
Ever been Drunk: It takes quite a bit, but yeah
Ever been called a Tease: No and with my gift I don't run into too many of them
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah by my man Gilbert Brown of the Green Bay Packers I kept calling him Charlie on air and the nigga got a swole up head about it, you still a bitch to me Charlie and you can tell the nigga I said that
Ever Shoplifted: No and kids remember if you ever have the temptation know it is a mjuch better reward to earn it
How do you want to Die: Eating the best order of KC ribs and pussy I ever had
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already living my dream
What country would you most like to Visit: I would like to get back to Africa and do a little Charity work with my cousins Anthony Anderson, Tracy Morgan, and Ahmet Johnson
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond, but I also love my beautiful Black sista
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: tall as I can get em, but that don't mean I ain't got love for you short sistas
Weight: Thick as hell
Best Clothing Style: anythang where they thong is showing especially on a big fat ass
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot mainly my brothas and sistas in the R&B, Jazz, Soul, Neosoul, Funk, disco, Hip Hop, Rap, and the Blues
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: I only have a Q dawg brand
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I one time at a seven pound tenderloin that I bought for three dollars, not a good idea
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