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Elegantly Wasted

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand

About Me

I was given a Cadbury's Cream Egg Easter egg as a child. I was disappointed to find out it was hollow
Surprises make me nervous
I had to watch Memento twice before I understood it
I've watched American Psycho four times and I still don't understand it
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like people
I can't remember what we did before SMS texts
I have more clothes than anybody realistically needs
There isn't many topics that really provoke me, but the ones that do REALLY FUCKING PROVOKE ME
Picky, finicky, fickle and indecisive people get on my nerves
I don't forgive or forget
As you will see from my blog, I quite like doing pointless surveys
I wish I was still a size 10
I really miss the days that pubs were 'adults only'
I actually read people's profiles. All the way through
I put my photos into scrapbooks and make them look pretty
It would seem that when I am sober, I appear to be bored
When I'm drunk my mouth seems to talk on it's own
I'm not mean, I'm just not nice
I can literally count the number of genuine people I've met. Everyone seems to be full of shit
I'm amazed that so many Christians have got nothing better to do than search through hundreds of MySpace profiles to preach at the ones that don't believe in God and/or have something blasphemous on their page
I love: My boyfriend, Matt. Usually
My bunny, Bonbon. Add her to your friends!
Any and all takeaways and fast food. I'll probably be dead before I'm 40
Taking photos. All hail the digicam!
Posing for photos. As long as I have control over the memory card/negatives
Corsets - an addiction that is costing me a small fortune
Unusual high-heeled shoes - another expensive addiction
Ice cream in it's many forms, particularly Hagen Das and Ben & Jerry's
I hate: LIARS. And yes, deliberately keeping something from someone counts as a lie too
Do-gooders
'Politically correct'-ness. What happened to free-speech?
Sycophants and hypocrites
Sport
Sheep. Not cute fluffy sheep, stupid people who don't have the intelligence to be/do/think what they want, so they just go along with everyone elses ideas
Religion. The world would be a better place without it
Those people who go on about 'human rights'
Football. I don't get why so many people find 22 'men' chasing a ball around a field entertaining. Dogs chase balls round fields
This HTML crap. It's too complicated
Peace-keepers. If you've got an issue with someone I believe you should talk about it
Kids. I used to like kids but since everyone these days insists on inflicting their offspring on everyone else, (how many times has my table at a restaurant been used for 'hide n seek') I'm fucking sick of them
Those TV dramas like Casualty and The Bill where the storylines are laughable, the acting is tragic and the camera work is dire
Being lied to. And people seem to do it so frequently. I'd rather someone was honest about hating me than lie about liking me
Import tax
Stupid adverts that have nothing to do with what they're selling
Dumb chavs (is there any other kind?)
Attention seekers
MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

    Corsets High-heels Burlesque Cheesecake Pin-up Platforms Music Tattoos Chocolate Movies Photography Scrapbooking all my photos Sarcasm Absinthe Malibu Divination

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Random Surveys & Quizes
Aries is a Fire sign
You are a strong lover, sometimes tactless when dealing with problems in your relationship, therefore you will need to be with a strong person who can take what you give and give it right back. You are an innovater always thinking outside the box. You always strive hard to be number one and have a very competitive nature. Your enthusiasm and competitivenes bring great success. As a friend, you are a 'what you see is what you get' kind of person.
Your IQ score is 136!
You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information and this, combined with your logical mind, means you are a Visual Mathematician. You can manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution and can understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction. Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
Love Compatibility of Aries with Aquarius
Aries and Aquarius get along famously right from the get-go - you both love new beginnings, the excitement of starting over and enthusiastically sharing your dreams with each other. You need your independence and your partner needs emotional detachment. This means you'll always have the freedom and space you need with each other. Your Aquarius can be a bit of a know-it-all, though, and with your quick temper, a good-natured argument can quickly turn into a full-out brawl. On the bright side, this mentally stimulating relationship will rarely have any dull moments.
My Favourite Links

Music:

    Snake River Conspiracy Scarling My Ruin Jack Off Jill Type O Negative Fear Factory Lacuna Coil Gary Numan Garbage Coal Chamber The Cure Man Hole Nine Inch Nails Smashing Pumpkins Queen Adreena Placebo Devil Driver Vex Red Tura Santana Otep Godhead A Perfect Circle Mortiis V2A Rammstein Sulpher Pearl Jam Nightwish Seether Disturbed Tool Monster Magnet Soulfly David Bowie

Movies:

    Girl, Interrupted Pulp Fiction From Hell The Virgin Suicides The Nightmare Before Christmas Sleepy Hollow The Omen Best Laid Plans The Crow Vincent Goodfellas Scrooged Edward Scissorhands American Beauty The Exorcist The Shining The Grinch Secret Window Wild Things Stripes What About Bob? Leaving Las Vegas Shaun of the Dead The Langoliers The Green Mile Psycho Ring (the original) Battle Royale Silence of the Lambs Requiem for a Dream Charlie & the Chocolate Factory Death Becomes Her Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Memento Reservoir Dogs The Man Who Knew Too Little Back to the Future Trilogy Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind My Cousin Vinny Ed Wood

Television:

    Nip/Tuck Six Feet Under Hustle The League of Gentlemen The Simpsons Futurama CSI Desperate House Wives The X Files Sex and the City Sea of Souls Black Books

Books:

    Desperation The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon Four Past Midnight Trick or Treat The Long Hard Road out of Hell Divorcing Jack

Artists

Heroes:

    Tairrie B Jessicka Jinxed Bettie Page Dita Von Teese Anton La Vey - religious controversy is always fun (hail Satan!) Johnny Depp Bill Murray Eddie Izzard Bill Bailey Tim Burton Whoever invented online shopping because corset shops are few and far between

My Blog

My Sexual Profile

Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee Name Your Secret Kink Thing You like dead people. A lot. Your Sexual Strength Your super bed gymnastics! Your Sexual Weakne...
Posted by Elegantly Wasted on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:14:00 PST

Five Factor Personality Test

Your Five Factor Personality Profile   Extroversion:You have medium extroversion.You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.Sometimes you are full of energy and open ...
Posted by Elegantly Wasted on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST

The Honest Survey

The Honest Survey:Answer these questions honestly.Honestly, what color is your underwear?:Black & baby pinkHonestly, whats on your mind right now?:Ben & Jerry's icecreamHonestly, what are you ...
Posted by Elegantly Wasted on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST

Pointless Surveys

.. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satan...
Posted by Elegantly Wasted on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survery

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Melanie Birthday: 27 March 1984 Birthplace: West Midlands Current Location: My house! Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Black Height: About 5' 6" I think...
Posted by Elegantly Wasted on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:34:00 PST