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Dan

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About Me

I live in Manchester. Im a guitarist and I also like to poop for at least a half hour.. The End.

My Interests

Music, Capoeira, comedy, video games (Boo Ya!), ghost hunting, writing, making people laugh.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who's not a stuck up brat or bases their lives on money. So in other words, if you like Paris Hilton, don't bother. Also, don't waste your time if all you do is party and talk about drugs constantly, I like conversations with content.

Music:

Black Label Society, Mastodon, 311, Sevendust, Days of the New, Pantera, Rammstein, Mudvayne, Coheed and Cambria, 10 Years, Paul Gilbert, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, One Day Left, Anthony Hamilton, John Legend, Musiq Soulchild, Jediah, Frank Sinatra, Paolo Nutini, Incubus, Johnny Cash, anything that has to do with lounge music, The Late Great Planet Earth, Richard Cheese, Tom Waits, Nonpoint, Motograter, Graveyard BBQ, Helmet, Disturbed, Primus, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Ween, Queen, and so on."I am myself jealous of my fathers era of rock and roll. Primarily because a lot of the bands were.....good. It seemed more like in order to be on the radio you had to be a good band. It wasn't about how you looked, what you were wearing, what kind of style you were. It just seemed like you had to be yanno legit, the real thing." Claudio Sanchez singer and guitar player of Coheed and Cambria. Thank god a musician is saying what I have been for the last 5-10 years.

Movies:

Lost In Yonkers, Labrynth, Dark Crystal (anything Jim Henson does), Accepted, Borat, Every Will Ferell movie, The New Guy, Saving Silverman, All Jack Black movies, Anything Tim Burton does, Cry Baby, well anything with Johnny Depp, Anything with Anthony Hopkins or Morgan Freeman, Kill Bill 1 and 2. Plenty more to mention, but too damn lazy!

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Andy Milonakis, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Rides, Ghost Hunters, Space Ghost, Pete and Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, The King of Queens.

Books:

Harry Potter, anything by Stephen King, Lord of the Rings, anything fun and exciting.

Heroes:

Randy Rhodes, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Zakk Wylde, Buckethead, Les Claypool and many many other musicians. Brian Regan, Steve Irwin, whoever invented potato chips, the Empire Carpets guy and Pee Wee Herman.

My Blog

The "best man"

So here we go again.  Yet another flaw in people I see and MUST say something about.  I sure don't know how to keep it shut do I?    Well it all came from a group I saw on Fac...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:30:00 PST

Man 30 Seconds To Mars Sucks

Don't bother commenting or reading this if you like 30 Seconds To Mars or any of that other shit music.  So I was in the store a little while ago seeing if a piece of jewelry for my labret was in...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:24:00 PST

To Bill Brasky!

"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!" "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!" "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I eve...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST

Wow that's emo (not intentionally)

Defeated is my sense of being Depleted is my soul Gone from me are the open arms The desire to escape the hole Erased is my passion Wiped out is my warmth Replaced with only hatred With not ...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:59:00 PST

Dirty Road

I've waited to say so long to the shame that owns youThe limits are bound, there's more to be foundInside of you Give it some time, the voices seem heavy, I know thisIf you play by your hour...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST

Religion, government and hippies oh my!

Well, this will probably anger a few people but I'm not one to hold in what I want to be heard so here goes. I'm just really getting annoyed with religiously fanatic America.  I have no problem...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

Spoken word tribute to the nice guys

It's getting kind of old Being underlooked and undersold I'm getting really tired I've being overqualified But never hired "I really want a nice guy!" Is what every girl likes to say But here the n...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST