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Old Saggy Leathery Balls

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About Me

Yeah ummm I'm narcissitic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure, and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self sabatoge that inevitably end in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair. If you need to know anything else just ask.
About Me
Name Chris Farrell
Nickname Texas
Birthday August 1st
Age 21
Height 6' 0"
Hair Color brown
Eye Color blue
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend yeah
Kissed someone who was just your friend yeah
Been rejected yeah
Been in love ehh probably not
Used someone yeah
Cheated on someone once
Been cheated on not that i know of
Done something you regret yep
Do you ...
Color your hair sometimes
Have tattos no
If so how many 0
Have any peircings no
If so how many 0
Have a bf/gf no
Like thunderstorms love them
Ever get off the damn computer most of the time
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime yes
Considered being a hooker no
Coneidered being a pimp no
Split personalities negative
Obsessions no
Panic no
Anxiety no
Depression/Considered suicid not anymore
Right now..
Current clothes pajama pants and a t-shit
Current mood sickly
Current hair messy
Current music none
Current annoyance having a shitty employee get promoted instead of me
Current perfume/cologne old spice
Current thing you should be doing showering
Current crush no one
Favorite
Drink green tea
Color green
Candy buttered popcorn jelly bellies
Tv Show dexter
Movie across the universe
Place the tech
Person to talk to connie
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King wendy's
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend perfect lover
Root Beer or Dr Pepper cream soda
Sunshine or Rain rain, but only if it's warm out too
Spring or Fall spring
Winter or Summer summer
Vanilla or Chocolate vanilla
Snowboarding or Sking neither
Lights on or Off on
Are you...
Understanding very
Open Minded too much
Bad Tempered sometimes
Happy not really
Attractive extremely
Bored Easily yeah
Sad nah
Unique yes
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy smooth skin
Eyes any
Hair color any
Long or short hair long
Hieght shorter than me
Body Type average
Personality doesn't really matter
Random
How would you describe yourself creamy whitey goodness with a blackened core
Do you have any Pets? a cat
Have any syblings? a younger sister and an older brother
What do you want to be when you grow up? I don't know yet
Do you wanna get married and have kids? ehhh probably not
What is your best physical Trait? my hair
What is the best thing about your personality? everything
What words do you overuse howdy, groovy, fuck
Whats the most annoying thing about you I'm never satisfied
End this survey with a quote "Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty. "
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Indie |||||||||||||| 58% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.com
You Are a Warrior Soul
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.
You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are 88% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
Your Life Path Number is 6
Your purpose in life is to help others
You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.
It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.
You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.
In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.
You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.
Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.
And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own. What Is Your Life Path Number?

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