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Shay... Eater of Small Infants D:

Shay is currently fighting back zombies, demons, werewolfs, and 8ft tall gay persain god kings.

About Me

Hello! I'm Shay... ummm... I'm friendly sooo dont be shy! I'm an artist which makes me have no life becuase I'm alays drawing or painting... i have a few peices of my work up in my pics!and ahhh... I be a zombie! yer... you wanna know something just ask. I hate writing about me! YESAH! Ill make this better when I'm not completly loathing myspace!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Tattoos, peircings, body modifycation, SERIAL KILLERS... well not them but the thought of someones mind being that fucked up... wow, art, comics, music, movies, transvestites, cartoons!, zombies, being scared, shiney things like metal, Comcast Commericals, graphic Design, t-shirt design, CROWS... i want one as a pet, reading, writing, camping, other assortment of things that you may have to ask me about....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really... I'm a pretty open to new people as long as youre open minded to other peoples veiws and ways.... but watch it.. if youre not careful i'll rip out your liver and devour it in front of you... i still have slight impluses from time to time.... damn

Music:

Rammstein, ICP, Godsmack, Mushroomhead, Lamb of God, Metallica, Disturbed, KoRn, The Doors, ACDC, Slipknot, Alice Copper, She wants revenge, OINGO BOINGO, Flogging Molly, Kamelot, Marilyn Manson, Shinedown, Cradle of Filth, Kittie, Guns 'n' Roses, INXS, Blind Gruadian, DragonForce, White Zombie (rob zombie.. you know blah blah), Judas Priest, Alice in Chains, coal chamber, David Bowie, Tool, Drowing pool, Chris's awesome amazing music!, Superjiont Ritual, Nine inch nails OZZY, Slayer, and what ever eles i feel like listening to.

Movies:

Oooo... like i said The Crow and the Rocky Horror Picture Show, The 2 movies that have changed my life forever. I also like Pulp Fiction, SAW, Se7en, SinCity, Fight Club, Shawn of the dead (simon pegg be my hero), Mirror Mask, Hedwig And the Angry Inch, Dawn Of the Dead (the origanal... fuck the new one), Tenacious D the pick of destany, ConAir, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Jesus Christ SuperStar, Saw 1, Time Bandits, Dark Crystal, The labrynth, Spwan, The Hills Have Eyes, Silent Hill, V for Vendetta... so basically I like horrors, suspense, and comedys, and when they are mixed you get one big kickass movie!

Television:

I dont really watch that much Tv but when i do its Scrubs, CSI, The discovery health channel, and Comedy Central. YER!

Books:

ehhh... books are fun.. lets see my favortie book would have to be either "The Crow; Lazarus Heart" its like a gay version of the crow with a serial killer... awesome or stephen king's "the shining" it speaks for its self..., bag of bones, Huanted, forgotten fire, Stranger with my Face, Speak, Upon Hitler's Mountain, Angels And Demons, The Hobbit

Heroes:

Jenny, Chris, Amanda, ronny, Raven, Donovan , my mom, David bowie, Tim Curry, Colleen ,Becca, Dan, Shuan, and basically anyone who isnt afriad to speak theyre minds and not afraid to show their emotions and how they truely feel... for the good or the bad.

My Blog

I need to write a movie script or soemthing really bad.

   Twist the knife, thrusting it deeper into her short stocky body. Her screams are muffled by you thoughts. An over flow of deviant and devine feelings. Your mind burst with a split mo...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

Fucking Advertisements

What the fuck... You know what i hate?! Those stupid animated advertisements here on myspace with the "SAY something" and the flys that make the buzzing. Shave Brittneys head! Yet the ones i hate the ...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST

pageants and shootings

I got a letter in the mail today from the 2007 Manchester Pageant Contest thing to become Miss. Teen... I'd like to know who sent in my name for such an event. I would love to tell them "WHY IN HELL W...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST

Pelvic thrusting Hotdog Smacking Rolling Potatoe Race.

Okay... right now... on TV they should a line of little black Chillans from somewhere in Africa playing a game. This game consisted some twine with a hot dog of some sort tied to the end of it. This c...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:54:00 PST

dead dogs

First extremely detailed dream I've had ain a while now. I was in my apatment but it looked nothing like it. More like my Nana'z old house. Brown carpet, deep red curtails, and those cheesey fake woo...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST

Day from Hell

Today was a loverly all day rehersal today. I thought "Hey! We've got all the work done so we should just be sitting around sleeping and listenig to 80's music and Rammstein until our little worlds ar...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:43:00 PST

Depression and Hatred

I"ve been having a shitty week, today topped it. Why is it that the second I step foot outside my bedroom door I get yelled at for the stupidest reasons. Then I'm told to pack my shit and never come h...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST

300

Christy Lemire of the Concord Monitor said "T ..> T..>he ultraviolent action extravaganza 300 is based on Frank Miller's graphic novel, but did it have to be so cartoonish? Director/co-writer Zack S...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:32:00 PST

Emotional Trip... havent felt like this in a long time.

Twisting and burning my insides. These thoughts that make me whole. yet im not satisfyed, Im empty it feels, throwing the bits of emotional weights from my heavy head. The human disorder tha...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST

Sunday at noon.

   FUCK EVERYONE... FUCK IT. FUCK HER!!! She can fucking die. I want to get the hell out of here and go to another place far far away from everyone who doesnt mean a shit to me. I want to ru...
Posted by Shay... Eater of Small Infants D: on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST