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Raven, dearest

About Me


Raven: Big dreams and no drive.
I like art, culture, collecting things, cryptozoology, science fiction, and sharks. I am pro-choice, pro-love, and very anti-God. I'm really vulgar and gross and I love grammar humor and puns. I'm a Gaiafag and have been for like 4 years. I have a lot of hate in me but just as much love, it just hides more. I have an unhealthy love for Sufjan Stevens and Lady gaga. Not together, of course. I like almost all kinds of milk with the exception of canned. I'm pretty much a male lion minus the penis.
"Treat others how you'd like to be treated", hypocrisy, "Jesus saves", and all that jazz.
~Fin.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet somebody who I won't get sick of after two hours. Somebody with a great sense of humor and a love for vulgarity. Somebody creative with an open mind. Somebody cute with bright eyes and an inviting smile. Somebody who is a maximum cuddle monster and finds me as fascinating and appealing as I find them. I'd like to meet a person with all these qualities.

My Blog

No, it's not Thanksgiving.

I know it's not Thanksgiving, that stupid holiday with the pilgrims and Indians where you eat turkey and shit but I've been thinking a lot lately about the things I'm really lucky and grateful to ha...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:19:00 GMT

College can suck a big fat COCK.

So in case none of you knew I've been killing myself slowly and hating my guts for the last month or so because of my extremely late start on college preparation.This is honestly the most stress I hav...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:28:00 GMT

Best pickup lines evar.

"You're like a prized fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."There are 206 bones in the human.. body. do you want another one?If we are what we eat, I'd be you tomorrow You're ugly but yo...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:36:00 GMT

We all know hate rants are fun as fuck.

I'm not feeling good or pleasant about anything these daysso to let off some steam I'm gonna rant on here. I hate when people that are a few years older than me think they think they have life all fig...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:48:00 GMT

For those of you who care about my life.

This is really a big deal for me. Not that I'm surprising most of you, it's pretty obvious.So this is me coming out in a cowardly and awkward way online. I am "bisexual" in the sense that I like both ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:31:00 GMT

Weird confessions.

First and foremost, I wish I had about 12 small versions of me, maybe 5 inches tall, with sharp pointy teeth and an angry demeanor on at all times. They would all wear the same frowny face yellow shir...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:20:00 GMT

Life advice from Raven [examples based on true events!]

I'ma gonna learn you children good!Most of these are things that I have done that  were funny or good ideas at the time but then upon retrospect I realized it wasn't a good idea. Some of it couldn't b...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:54:00 GMT

I worry about my future constantly

illeaturpetz1: when im like 25illeaturpetz1: will you let me come live in your basement?invertedpuddle36: lolinvertedpuddle36: sureinvertedpuddle36: hahailleaturpetz1: okinvertedpuddle36: if i dont li...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:49:00 GMT