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When the entrepreneurial owner of a struggling video rental store in Provo, Utah, offers R- and PG-rated movies with the sex, violence, and profanity edited out—earning a new rating of F (for Family)—his profits skyrocket.Things take a dangerous turn when a customer known as Twitchy Guy brings in a box of old family movies, demanding that his estranged wife be edited out. The proposal seems extremely odd, but the offered payment is too generous to refuse. After much of the editing is done, Twitchy Guy decides to “delete” his wife from his life—literally.

Managing a video store swiftly leads to violence, murder, and too many people posing for too many cameras.

Rated F is an entertaining satire about political correctness gone too far.

Where Can You Find Out More?


Amazon.com
Barnes And Noble
Junk Fiction

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My Interests

Writing, books, publishing.

I'd like to meet:



If you hate censorship, add me!

FUCK CENSORSHIP!

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Green Day, Thursday, 311, The Used, Story of the Year, Hawthorne Heights, A Perfect Circle, The Cure, Dashboard Confessional, Radiohead, The Smiths, Morrissey, Skinny Puppy, New Order, Joy Division, Deftones, Broke, Sisters of Mercy, The Killers, The Bravery, Elkland, Lovemakers, My Chemical Romance, Chevelle, Depeche Mode, Modest Mouse

Movies:

Fight Club, American Psycho, Ordinary People

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Cops, David Letterman

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Bret Easton Ellis

My Blog

Porn found in Utah Flix Club Store!

Porn in Utah family-friendly movie store in real life?  Truth is stranger than the novel RATED F by Todd C Noker. According to police reports, Daniel Thompson, owner of the former family-friendl...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

Clean Flicks Is In Trouble!

Fans of Rated F, check this out!  This is from the Deseret Morning News in Salt Lake City!  (Speaking of copyright violation, I hope they don't sue me for copying their article.  It's r...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:42:00 PST

Celebrate Independence

Make sure you celebrate what remains of your independence today.  Next year, some fat fucking politician in a suit might decide that such an expression is "offensive." Do not forget what this cou...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:13:00 PST

Rolling Stone magazine

Watch for me in the Summer Double issue of Rolling Stone.  It will be on stands this Friday. I'm featured in an article about some of the nation's top performing alternative rock radio stations.&...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:53:00 PST

New Pictures

I recieved a few of the pictures from my photoshoot in New York for the advertising/marketing of RATED F.  I posted a few of my favorits in the pictures section of my myspace page.  My offic...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:54:00 PST

New RATED F

  After almost a year, I am allowed to share some of the many developments regarding Rated F.  As many of you know, Ive been hinting about exciting events regarding the book. Its been a wild...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Sat, 20 May 2006 06:13:00 PST

RATED F banned from Utah high school

Well, it was only banned for a short period of time.  Damn. A West High School student chose RATED F by Todd C. Noker as his novel for a reading assignment.  The English teacher rejected the...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:15:00 PST

Preview my novel RATED F

Rated F a novel by Todd C. Noker Copyright 2004 by Todd C. Noker         Prologue                What youre gonna do,...
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:52:00 PST

Fuck Censorship and Fuck Corporate Publishers

Publsihers only want to invest in cookbooks and books about weightloss ... that's kind of a paradox when you think about it.  Anyhow, check out my book, RATED F by linking to www.junkfiction.com....
Posted by RATED F: a novel on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 08:36:00 PST