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MAX

'A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.' - Gordon Gekko

About Me

I’m a North Shore (Chicago) Jew, making me a Bears, Cubs, and Bulls fan. I’m studying business and telecomm so I can produce film, and I’m hopelessly addicted to coffee.


You're Master Shake! You're manipulative,
self-absorbed, materialistic, rude, lazy, and
easily distracted. Despite all that, you still
think you're the shit.

Facebook , baby

My Interests

Film, women, and doing random shit, red wine, staying in shape, clownin, sex, dark chocolate, driving like an asshole, coffee

I'd like to meet:

Women with something unique to offer

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lenny Kravitz, Jimi Hendrix, Velvet Revolver, Rolling Stones, The Datsuns, The Roots, VHS or Beta, The Doors, The Chemical Brothers, Girl Talk (i.e. Gregg Gillis), The Electric 6, The Roots, Common, Ferry Corsten, Flogging Molly, Hed Kandi (Twisted Disco and Disco Heaven series), Snoop Dogg, Curtis Mayfield, The Crystal Method - I'm really picky but also really openminded when it comes to music

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Vanilla Sky & Almost Famous, Videodrome, Swingers, 12 Monkeys, Wall Street, any Jean Claude Van Damme flick, Boogie Nights, Caddyshack, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, House of the Dead (Owe Boll is the fuckin man), American Pyscho, From Dusk til Dawn, Dr. Strangelove. . . and Showgirls

Television:

Entourage, Ali G, Sunday Morning Shootout, Arrested Development, The Shield, Sportscenter, UFC fights, Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, boxing, BET Uncut (R.I.P.), Flavor of Love, The Daily Show & Colbert Report, 30 Rock

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), The Kid Stays in the Picture (Robert Evans), Jurassic Park, anything by George Carlin

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, Harvey Weinstein, Charles Bronson, Brian Urlacher, Peter Guber, my father, Robert Evans Ari Gold

My Blog

Al Gore's Baby

Man is the internet a great invention. There is some funny shit out there - here's the best of the best. Fratty.net -Rules on playing it frat Erowid.org -Info on any sort of pyschoactive Vin Di...
Posted by MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Easter


Posted by MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Coast to Coast Roast

Scheiße! This was such an amazing show. Every single band came out and played their brains out. It was the last night of the Coast to Coast Roast, with Lucky Boys Confusion and Reel Big Fish co-hea...
Posted by MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Warped and stuff

Aaron's party was fuckin awesome, except the whole Hohs thing. That's a total bummer and I feel bad about what happened because he's my friend. However, he knew there were risks associated with this...
Posted by MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Incubus fuckin rocked

- Incubus kicked an unimaginable amount of ass last night - it would have been nice to hear some older tunes, maybe some stuff off Enjoy Incubus or more stuff off SCIENCE, but yah, Incubus still rocke...
Posted by MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Old School

Hahahaha, this page rocks, highschool style - http://www.captainmoomoo13.cjb.net/
Posted by MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST