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Jean Claude

Somday I'll fight in the Kumite and make you proud

About Me

I am the best action movie star since the beginning of time, and I'm not exaggerating. Schwarzeneggers got nothing on me.

My Interests

Training with my sports training montage, riding in the subway staring at my reflection in the window, fighting in the Kumite, cocaine, and beating my wife.

I'd like to meet:

Ogre from revenge of the nerds, so I can kick his ass. We acted together in Bloodsport, but one night that bastard snuck into my trailer and stole three pairs of my underwear. Ogre, you better pray I don't find you!

Music:

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Movies:

Anything with me in it. Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Desert Heat, Street Fighter, Cyborg, Double Impact, Lionheart, Kazaam, and Knockoff (My best work with Rob Schneider).

Television:

I'm a sucker for the Golden Girls. That Bea Arthur is the sexiest woman alive.

Heroes:

That kid from Kazaam.