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When was the last time you cried?: FATHER'S DAY WHEN MY SONGAVE ME A VERY SWEET PRESENT
Have you ever faked sick?: ANY TIME I WANT TO GET OUT OF SOMETHING
What was the last lie you said?: I'M A COMPULSIVE LIAR I NEVER KNOW WHEN I DO IT
Have you ever cried during a movie?: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN GETS ME EVERYTIME
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: DERRICK VINEYARD
Have you ever danced in the rain?: AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE
Have you ever been drunk?: I AM RIGHT NOW. WHY ELSE WOULD I BE ANSWERING THIS SHIT
Have you ever tried tried drugs?: EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET
Do you smoke?: WHAT ARE YOU OFFERING
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?: TRY ME AND SEE
What is your full name?: SUPER HUNG MEGA SUPER STAR CHAD HUNT
What is your blood-type?: I HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS
Have you ever been in a car accident?: A LOT THOUGH NEVER MY FAULT
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: MY MOMMY KISSED ME THE DAY I WAS BORN
Who was your first kiss?: SEE ABOVE
Have you ever had an online relationship?: I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH RINCON RIGHT NOW
Have you ever had phone-sex?: S N O O Z E . . .
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: ONLY TIL I PULL OUT MY DICK
What is your favourite sport to play?: HIDE THE WEINER
Have you ever made a prank phone call?: NOT RECENTLY...CALLER I.D. BLOWS
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: ASHAMEDLY YES
What's your favourite childhood memory?: MY MOM SAVING ME HALF OF HER HOSTESS CAKES FROM HER LUNCH BREAK
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: SO MANY THINGS...
What do you want to be when you grow up?: I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP
What is your political persuassion?: CONSERVATIVE LIBERAL
Have you ever had cybersex?: I'M JERKING TO PORN RIGHT NOW
Do you believe in g-d?: I AM GOD...PEOPLE CALL ME IT WHEN I FUCK THEM ALL THE TIME..."OH GOD, OH GOD!!"
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I'VE FELT IT
Do you believe in karma?: SHE'S AN EVIL VINDICTIVE BITCH
Who was your first crush?: MISS BIKALI 4TH GRADE
Who do yo uhave a crush on?: TRENT ATKINS, RINCON RYDER, DERRICK VINEYARD, DEAN MONROE
How would you describe yourself?: MAN WHORE
What are you afraid of?: BEING ALONE
Are you religious?: CHRIST NO
What does your screen name mean?: I HAVE A HUGE COCK
What person do you trust the most?: MYSELF
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: BOYFRIEND...MICHAEL BANKS, GIRLFRIEND...LESLIE SWISHER
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: THAT I'M HOT
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: I'M UGLY
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: CRUSH A YEAR, RELATIONSHIP 5 YEARS
What is your greatest strength?: BEING A GOOD DAD
What is your greatest weakness?: LOVING THE WRONG PEOPLE
What is your perfect pizza?: DOUBLE PEPPORONI, DOUBLE HAM, DOUBLE SAUSAGE, ONION & GREEN PEPPER
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: I HATE WAKING UP
What is your first thought before you go to bed?: I HATE GOING TO BED
What college do you want to go to?: HARVARD
Do you get along with your family?: ARE WE DRUNK?
Do you play any instruments?: BNO MUSICAL TALENT AT ALL
What kind of music do you like?: ALL KINDS
Do you think you're attractive?: I'M O.K.
Would you ever get a tattoo?: I HAVE 10
How many piercings do you have?: I TOOK THEM ALL OUT BUT MY EARS ARE STILL OPEN
Who makes you laugh?: MY DOGGIES
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: BRAD PITT
Have you ever seen a dead body?: I'VE KISSED A FEW
Do you have a celebrity crush?: I'M STALKING RYAN REYNOLDS AND CHRIS EVANS RIGHT NOW
What is one thing scientists should invent?: DOG POOP VAPORIZER
Have you ever broken a bone?: SURPRISINGLY NO
What happens after you die?: WORMS EAT YOU
Do you watch or read the news?: HELL NO THAT SHIT IS DEPRESSING
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: A WHORE
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: YEP
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?: MASON BRICK
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: THE DAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: MY FRIGGIN HAIR
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: MANY MANY TIMES...NUDIST AT HEART
Have you ever played strip poker?: YES PLEASE
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: NO... YOUR ASS DOESN'T LOOK FAT IN THOSE JEANS BABY HONEST
What do you want your friends to think about you?: THAT I'M AMAZING
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?: OVER THE CUSTODY OF MY SON
HAve you ever bitten someone?: I LIKE LEAVING LOVE BITES
When's your birthday?: JANUARY 31, 1973
Have you ever stolen anything?: I HAVE RECEIVED A FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: EVERY CHANCE I GET
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?: A WHOLE PIZZA
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: THE DAY I MISSED WHEN I TRIED TO STAB MY FATHER
Do you remember your dreams?: IF THEY ARE HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CREAM
Have you ever been in love?: I FALL IN LOVE WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
Are you a morning person or a night person?: NIGHT
Do you have any phobias?: BEING ALONE
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?: LIED AND SAID I LOVED THEM WHEN I DIDN'T MEAN IT
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?: SEVERAL TIMES
How many screen names do you have?: THATS FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT
Do any medical problems run in your family?: MENTAL ILLNESS
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: I'M THE BLACKSHEEP
Have you ever had a nightmare?: I'M IN ONE RIGHT NOW
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: ONLY TREAL FRIENDS CAN HURT YOU
Would you ever participate in a threesome?: SO MANY PEOPLE SO LITTLE TIME
Would you ever pay for a prostititue?: I HAVE MANY TIMES AND MANYHAVE PAID FOR ME
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?: I BARE IT AT THE DROP OF A HAT
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: IS EATEN CHEATEN
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: I PISS ON MYSELF & OTHERS EVERY CHANCE I GET
Have you ever written a love letter?: I WRITE THEM OFTEN
Have you ever attempted suicide?: DEFINE ATTEMPTED
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: COMMANDO
Have you ever been in a fistfight?: I'M DUE
Do you have any hidden talents?: I HIDE MY TALENT IN MY PANTS
What is one thing you want me to know about you?: I'M THE BEST THING INTHE WORLD THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?: DOES MY LIFE HAVE MEANING?
Do you usually prefer books or movies?: BOOKS
Who is your favourite person to talk to?: MY MOM
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?: MY SON
Would you ever have sex before marriage?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NOW THATS FUNNY
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: MY BEST FRIEND KEVIN
Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?: I HAVE MANY SECRETS I'M ASHAMED OF
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: WHO THE FUCK CARES
Have you ever gotten detention?: I DID A MOVIE CALLED THAT ONCE
How do you vent your anger?: BREAKING SHIT
Have you ever been on a diet?: I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET... I SEE FOOD AND EAT IT
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: I HAVE MANY TIMES IN BOTH CIRCUMSTANCES
Is your best friend a virgin?: IF HE WAS I'D BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT
What's a rumor someone has spread about you?: THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY WHAT TO CHOOSE
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?: HAVE YOU SEEN MY VIDEOS?
What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?: BROKE OUR WEDDING VOWS
What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: PAID FOR MY COLLEGE DEGREE
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: THATS HOW I GOT OUT OF THE ARMY
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: I TRIED KILLING MY DAD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER...
Have you ever hated someone?: DID YOU NOT READ THE COMMENT ON MY FATHER
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: PHONE WHORE
Do you consider yourself popular?: IN CERTAIN SEXUALLY DEPRIVED CIRCLES
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: I JUST DID
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: MATT ROACH FROM HIGH SCHOOL WAS PRETTY HOT
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: YES ...
What is your favourite book?: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE
Do you have a collection of anything?: EXES
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ME
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: I'MA DIFFERENT PERSON THEN I WAS 5 MINUTES AGO
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: PORN'S HOTTEST DIRECTOR
Are you happy with the life you have?: I'M WORKING ON IT
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Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?: Most People Call Me Chad
Age?: 33
Height?: 5' 9.5"
Weight?: about 160lbs.
Birthday?: January 31
Birthplace?: Wadsworth Ohio
Current Location?: New York, New York
School/Grade?: College Graduate
Zodiac Sign?: Aquarious
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: Rat
Righty or Lefty?: Righty
Haircolor?: Dk. Brown
Eyecolor?: Blue
Skin Color?: Light
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: I Hate The Guy Who Knocked Up My Mother.. My Mom Is amazing and I Have 6 Brothers and 1 Sister. (over 20 neices and nephews)
Any Pets?: 2 Dogs
If So What Are They?: I have two Basset Hounds ... Sandy and Sampson
Favorite Relative?: My Neice Shanna ... She reminds me of me.
Least Favorite Relative?: The guy who knocked up my mom.
What's Your Heritage/Race?: Croatian
Political Affilation?: I have very liberal ideas with some conservative foundations
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: Guy, Girl, Midget, Sasqwatch, if it has a hole I'll fuck it.
Are You In A Relationship Now?: I'm in my relationships including an online love affair.
If So, With Whom?: Any set of spread legs that will let me invade it.
For How Long?: I can go for hours, days, weeks, years... you just have tomake me want it for that long.
Are You In Love?: I'm in love with many people...you never fallout of love with someone you truly were in love with.
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: Rincon, Derrick Vineyard, Trent Atkins
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: All the fuckin time.
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: My Mom kissed me on the day I was born.
Virgin?: Nope
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: 13
Was It Enjoyable?: His ass was pretty tight
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: I shit into a dudes mouth once for kicks.
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: On my Dick
Best Love Quote?: Drew Barrymore in "Ever After" when she arrives at the ball and says, "Just Breathe"
Your Friends
Best?: Kevin
How Many Do You Have?: lots of friends and some of them are more like family
More Guys Or Girls?: a mix of both
Love Them All?: each for different reasons
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: I think we are always in the place we are meant to be with people at that particular time in our lives.
Oldest?: Ebony Fontaine
Newest?: Cole Ryan
Pen Pal?: Fuck that
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: Pencil
Flower: Power
Pink: Pussy
Window: Opportunity
Heart: Broken
Mother: Life
Bread: Hunger
Insane: My family
Sunglasses: Shades
Pimp: Ho
Cross: Hoax
Lonely: Death
Car: Volkswagen
Music: Life
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: Commando
Thongs or G-Strings?: Jock-Straps
Shorts or Pants?: Naked
Shoes or Barefeet?: Barefeet
Books or Movies?: Books
Night or Day?: Night
Dark or Light?: Shades of Grey
Mountains or Beach?: Can't I have both
Snow or Sun?: Sun
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi
Guys or Girls?: Who ever sits on my prick first.
Swim or Surf?: Surf
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: All For It
Abortion?: No Baby Killers
Bush Getting Re-elected?: Please put a bullet to my head
Suicide?: tried it
War?: not fun at all
Pants?: off please ...
Clothes In General?: Absolute Nudist
Penises?: Are fuckin beautiful
Favorites
Color?: It changes... Right now it's green
Number?: 13
Holiday?: Santa Day
Season?: Summer
Movie?: Brokeback Mountain, The Color Purple
Book?: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
Magazine?: Out
Food?: Italian
Drink?: White Wine (Reisling)
TV Show?: Veronica Mars
Song?: "The Rose"
Band?: Evanescence
Computer Game?: Family Feud
Video Game?: X-Men
Anime/Manga?: What the fuck is that?
Shirt?: tank top
Pants?: Diesel
Actor?: Brad Pitt
Actress?: Angelina Jolie
Singer?: Alanis Morissette
Flower?: Birds of Paradise
Scent?: Masculine ... Dolce & Gabanna
Animal?: Leopard, Wolf, or Snowy Owl
Cookie?: Keebler Soft Batch Chocolate Chip
The Future
Want To Go To College?: Graduated
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: I don't want to grow up.
Want To Get Married?: Yes
Want To Have Kids?: I'd like a few
What Would Their Names Be?: Heath, Obediah, Leif, Bianca, Zoey, Persephone
How Many?: 5 would be great
Where Do You Want To Live?: Somewhere near the ocean.
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: On the beach in front of my friends.
How Do You Want To Die?: Fucking
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: Got rid of them all.
Tattoos?: I have 10
Smoke?: Weed
Drink?: Hell Yea!
Do Drugs?: I've tried them all...
Skinny Dip?: As often as I can
Greatest Fear?: Never loving anyone again to the depths I once did.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Swirl
Go To Church?: I Pray at the altar of ass.
Religion?: Bottoms pray to my cock.
Scars?: I have a few...more emotional than physical
CDs Owned?: Over 100
Collections?: Butterflies. comics, ex-boyfriends
Like To Be Naked?: all the time
Ever Eaten Sushi?: That shit is nasty
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: the middles
Been On Stage?: Rockin out with my Cock out.
Danced In The Rain?: Naked
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: Hot
Weirdest Dream?: Fucking My Ex-Wifes Brother
Best Dream?: See Above
Saddest Dream?: Dying Alone
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: Being Happy In Love With My Husband Living Well Off On The Beach.
Think You're Attractive?: In The Right Lighting...
Shoplifted?: I have been given the five finger discount
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: My Mom Caught Me Fucking A Pillow When I Was 14
Weirdest Makeout Place?: Graveyard
Like Thunderstorms?: Fuck Yea!
Favorite Shoes?: Sandals
Favorite Quote?: "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."
Best Advice Given?: Always wear a condom
Worst Advice Given?: Don't Knock it till u try it.
Favorite Song Lyric?: Some say Love it is a Razor, that leaves your soul to bleed.
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: Never Regret, Never Surrender
Glad This Is Over?: Jesus Christ Yes...
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