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About Me

... Hailing from the aptly named "Jet City" Seattle, WA, the Space Cretins bring a heavy dose of super-cyber punk'rock'n'roll with a neon kick for the good times, with a sound that owes as much to Kiss, the Misfits, and the Ramones as it does to the original Space Commanders Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars. A sound that takes the energy of punk, the snottiness of glam, and the groove of 80's L.A. sleaze rock, which when combined gives you... spaced out, mega-freakin', high-octane, righteous rock, baby, yeah!!!
According to the Space Cretins charter, there are four requirements to becoming a band member: 1) must be attractive to the ladies 2) must love big,dumb Rock 3)must be a great performer 4) must be attractive to the ladies... The Space Cretins members include veterans of the Seattle punk/grunge wars -- Paul Ace Diamond Blow (guitar, vocals: ex-Suffocated, Berserkers, and Ace Diamond Bimbos); Markass Starkiss Karkass (Bass: ex-Berserkers, Pissdrunks, Undisputed Heavyweights); and Danger Dayne Bam Bam (drums: ex-Ace Diamond Bimbos, Northwest Breeders)
Sick and tired of the negativity and depressing nature of the bi-polar Seattle music scene, and inspired by a chance encounter with William Shatner in a Hong Kong kareoke bar (in which Shatner convinced Blow to start a "super-cyber" rock band) Paul Diamond Blow hooked up with his former band-mates Danger Dayne and Markass Karkass to put the fun back in today's Rock. The Space Cretins aren't trying to stimulate brain cells or impress with fancified riffage, no, just putting the party, attitude and swagger (and good songs!) back into the rock'n'roll leather pants. "It's a spiritual thing," says Blow. "But we're much more than just another 3-chord rock band. We're a 3-chord band with a Plan..."
Space Cretins... the choice of a far-out generation. Hop aboard for the ride...

ROCKET ROLL CD still available at CDBaby.com! Click it!
SPACE CRETINS invade your iPod!
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Our online store is open 24 hours a day! "Rocket Roll" CD, DVDs, postcards, and more are available now!
FREE Space Cretins ringtones now available!
Check out Paul Diamond Blow's new solo album!

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Member Since: 7/4/2004
Band Website: paulblow.tripod.com/spacecretins.html
Band Members: CLICK ON THE LINKS TO VISIT EACH MEMBER'S MYSPACE PAGE!

Paul Diamond Blow --star guitar, rocket vocals

Danger Dayne Bam Bam -- drum commander

Mark -- 4-string jet machine
Influences: Ziggy Stardust, Ramones, David Bowie, Iggy & the Stooges, Johnny Thunders, Dictators, Poison, Motley Crue, glam rock, punk rock, hard rock, Englebert Humperdink, William Shatner
Sounds Like: The Matrix meets the Ramones... sexy punk'rock'n'roll for jet boys and future girls everywhere... fly with us!
Record Label: Killing Pig Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

DIRECT FROM THE SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY... progress report!

We’ve been hard at work on our 2nd CD "DIRECT FROM THE SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY"... we’ve been at Soundhouse Recordings with Jack Endino and are making good progress. Our first session we record...
Posted by Space Cretins on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:15:00 PST

20% off all SPACE CRETINS merch! One week only!

20% off all SPACE CRETINS merchandise....For myspacers only... go to our SPACE CRETINS merchandise page and order any item, then when in the CCNOW checkout, type "myspace" into the coupon code and you...
Posted by Space Cretins on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:36:00 PST

We would like to thank SOULJA BOY...

It seems our number 1 most downloaded and listened to song on Apple iTunes and Napster has been CRANK THAT SOUND by a huge margin. Our guess is that peeps searching for Soulja Boy's CRANK THAT song ar...
Posted by Space Cretins on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST

Super-sexy Space Cretins jerseys are here now!

Brand new item! SPACE CRETINS RAGLAN JERSEYS available now! Be the coolest kid on your block with one of these super-sexy jerseys, baby! Two styles to choose from, available in sizes large, medi...
Posted by Space Cretins on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:39:00 PST

As seen on TV: the AMERICAN CRETIN online quiz!

Do you have one of these???Can you rock the guitar like THIS GUY???Interested in playing in a band with THESE DUDES???iF YOU ANSWERED yes to all three proceed to the online quiz right here and see i...
Posted by Space Cretins on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:58:00 PST

Introducing the SPACE CRETINS PROMO PACK!

Brand new item has been added to our merchandise catalog: the official SPACE CRETINS PROMO PACK! Each package contains the following: one "ROCKET ROLL" CD, one SPACE CRETINS DVD (promo version), five ...
Posted by Space Cretins on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:11:00 PST

All the latest SPACE CRETINS news!

Lots has been happening, we've been busy little cretins, you see. Here's the latest SPACE CRETINS news:....................................................... .............................................
Posted by Space Cretins on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:32:00 PST

SPACE CRETINS now on Apple iTunes !

Steve Jobs loves us! Our music is now available on Apple iTunes... here's the link to our CD "Rocket Roll"......
Posted by Space Cretins on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:32:00 PST

FREE Space Cretins ring tones!

That's right, now you can be the first one on your block with an official SPACE CRETINS "Rock the Area" ringtone, and it is totally 100% FREE!!! Simply "Text 191872 to MYXER (69937)"...
Posted by Space Cretins on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST

SPACE CRETINS postcards now available!

Get all five SPACE CRETINS postcards for only $2.49! These are instant collectables, super-glossy, durable, and red-hot sexy! (Danger Dayne Bam Bam postcard coming soon...) Limited edtion, only 100 fu...
Posted by Space Cretins on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:48:00 PST