BEING SHY AND RETIRING, I JUST WANT TO GET THE POINT ACROSS: LIKE THE SOCIETY THAT SPAT YOU OUT, YOU CRAWL AND GRASP FOR ATTENTION LIKE A RAVAGED WHORE. ARE YOU FUCKING GOD? THE WAY YOU SAVOUR THE TASTE OF DESTROYING THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS? THE WAY YOU SAY YOU ARE ONE OF A KIND AND CANNOT BE LABELLED. YOUR INDIVIDUALITY EXTENDS AS FAR AS THE MASK YOU HAVE CREATED FOR YOURSELF. YOU'RE A BLOODY DRONE OBEYING THE SAME SYNTHETIC REPRESENTATION OUR CONFORMIST CULTURE HAS CREATED FOR US. OH CLEANSE ME, DEAR LORD, FOR I HAVE SINNED. WELL YOU'RE NOT FUCKING GOD, OKAY? YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. OH HANG ON, SO IS HE.
I'M NOT GOING TO PREACH TO YOU HOW UNIQUE I AM, THAT'S A FUCKING CLICHE TO BEGIN WITH. HOWEVER, I AM MYSELF, AND WHETHER YOU THINK I'M DIFFERENT OR NOT, YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK ARTIFICIAL, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ME. AND DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU NOT TO BEFORE? IF THERE IS A GOD, (AND ITS HIGHLY FUCKING UNLIKELY, BECAUSE OUR FATHER IS A HYPOCRITICAL, CONTRIVED IMAGE SOME CLEVER GUYS CREATED A LONG TIME AGO AS A WAY OF FOOLING SOCIETY AND IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?)YOURE NOT IT.
I HATE lots of people: the elderly, children, middle class housing estate curtain twitchers with power hose obsessions, the UK government for making it so fucking expensive, people who walk really slowly and hold you up, narrow minded fucks, rich people for not giving me their money, and cancer research charity people for wasting '3 minutes of my smoking time'. This is because only certain people deserve my time, and also I'm a moody bitch who enjoys hating things.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1) Thou shalt not in any way talk to me if you like bedwetters music such as Coldplay, Keane, Snow Patrol and James Blunt, you can fuck right off.
2) Thou shalt not try to classify me with this pathetic labelling bullshit.
3) Thou shalt not send me private messages ordering me to comment your blog/pix/profile. Because I won't. If I like you, I'll comment without being told to, thankyou very much.
4) Thou shalt not assume I'm a fucking animal rights straight edge loser just because I’m vegetarian. I drink, I smoke, and no I don’t shove it down your throat. Its called free fukkin choice, [something which those who put the no smoking ban in place should remember].
5) Thou shalt not waste your life trying to please everyone and be as clean living as possible. I live for now. Fuck denying stuff. Quel point please? Were not here forever. Hence, I do drink a lot; I'm not one of these 'down 12 on your own' people though. Get some friends.
6) Thou shalt not condemn me because I swear a hell of a lot. People swearing does not = stupid. They just like to summarise. :D
7) If thou art a Slimy Male, no I don’t have a webcam – especially not for you. Wash your hair.
8) Thou shalt not judge me because I am different. I'd rather be wierd. I have a tendency to close my eyes and look stoned on photos; I know I talk to myself, its a way of always socialising [haha]. It makes life more interesting; A lot of the time I don't know WHY I'm doing something, so its probably best not enquiring; I'm not an overly smiley person, but this does not mean im unhappy; On very select occasions I am normal, the rest of the time I'm either highly depressed or manically hysterically hyperactive; I have Reynaud's Disease; this basically means my hands are like bright white or blue most of the time, and my feet are an attractive shade of purple, because I have the shittest circulation ever. I read this website and apparently im not meant to smoke, and wear mittens to open the fridge. Like fuck am I doing that; I'm INCREDIBLY unphotogenic, its really quite unfortunate; I text people drunk quite a lot. I’m sorry, your lucky.
9) Thou shalt not have a problem with the fact I'm vain. I openly admit I quite like spending an hour [plus] getting ready on the morning. I openly admit that sometimes I do look in the mirror and think 'yeah you look good'. I openly admit that if my makeup isn't perfect 24/7 I get pissed off - I will be the person applying makeup at 4am when I'm trashed. Sober, drunk, I wanna look good all the time...If that makes me a bad person, to hell with it.
10) Thou shalt not add me if you have fuck all in common with me.Get off on someone else being another figure for your whore train.
SOME FEEDBACK: "Knob" {Rob Havok} "Introduced me to Crashdiet, therefore, fucking legend!" {Patient Zero} "Carrie is the most gorgeous girl I've never fucked" {Kev36663} "The 80s forgotten child" & "The orginal sunset strip queen" {Marshall Rage} "Filthy fukkin little thrill pistol" {Glam Sleaze Junkie} "If I could somehow condense the rock scene in London, mix it with vodka and tequila, and then put some boots and fab hair on it, that'd be you" {The Big Nordic Barbarian Bastard} "Craziest death punk bitch" {David}
Yes I'm Narcissistic Yes I'm Decadent And I don't fucking care. I love it.
Here's to the losers & the substance abusers
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