Fifth Class

Fifth Class - Hard To Find, January 11, 2007 at Motion Night Club, Oshawa
Fifth Class - Nirvana's 'Breed' Cover at Motion Night Club, Oshawa
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Fifth Class - Plan A Live At the Kathedral PUNK ROCK YEAAA
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The History
Fifth Class started when Cam McNasty decided to share instrumentation with Verboom and former pro-lacrosse star Johnny Hotts. They eventually started to sound pretty decent and decided to become a band. They played a few shows and won a few shows (one), and recorded some songs, and so on. Eventually Vito played Elliot and Oliver's jam with them and they thought he sounded like and smelled like complete human shit. They eventually asked him to join the band anyway and that's how you get the Fifth Class you hear today. What a bunch of Class-Holes!
The Bullshit
Fifth Class's Musaaq is a magnificent coordination of beautifully composed notes. The harmonies are so magnificent that you could literally lift the tears away from a crying girl, kneeling and praying but at the same time holding a dead rose. They somehow created a miracle using a g flat minor chord mixed with mastered transposition; it sends a rush across your body that is similar to a wisp to your genitals in chilled water. Nothing can compare to the beauty that is Cam's voice; subtle but at the same time completely immaculate. And Johnny (kiss the tips of fingers) Magnifico. Lets not forget Verboom; he plays the drums as if he were beating on the drum of baby Jesus' soulpure elegance! And the way Vito plays guitar, it's as if he were sexually pleasing the instrument and the orgasm it is releasing is so blessed that you can feel trees weeping thus beyond and forever. Summing them up in one word would be absolutely impossible, but if had to be done I would scrape my soul and heart until my eyes bled and I would findeth thine answer. It would be "decent".