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Lotus

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About Me

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is all I really want to be......

My Interests

Travel, music, food, Burning Man, my husband, B rated movies, John Waters, William Burroughs, interpretive art, medievil history, modern history, politics, documentaries, soap boxing, laurrel resting, movie night! cartoons, mind warping and general tomfoolery. which major arcana of the thoth tarot deck are you? short, with pictures and detailed results
DEVIL/PAN"the joker, worker, stabilizer"You are gifted when it comes to protecting yourself from judgements cast upon you by others. In fact, you are not easily thrown by external reality. You have the capacity to work and play hard and to laugh at yourself. This is the card of humour and sexuality (it is the only card with genital symbols). "Devil" spelled backwards is "lived", and it is very fitting. You live with humour and have a stable foothold on life. Of course, you do love setting the occasional bit of mischief into play.
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Friendly people.... and anyone who can tell me where have all the cowboys gone?
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
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you might not have it all, but there are worse

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Music:

In No Particular Order: Tom Waits, Black Eyed Peas, Assylum Street Spankers, DJ Shadow, Plastikman, The Cure, London After Midnight, Lou Reid, Led Zep, The Beatles, David Bowie, Outcast, Ice Cube, Teargarden, Legendary Pink Dots, Fugazi, Dead Can Dance, Midnight Oil, Tomahawk, Living Colour, ICP, Bonzo Dog, Buckethead, Aphex Twin, Chemical Brothers, Red House Painters, Cypress Hill, Rearview, The Shins, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Marc Almond, Erik Avery, The Smiths, Notorious B.I.G., Thievery Corp, Lemon Jelly, Miles Davis, Object 5, Bloc Party, William Burroughs, Funk Master E-Ave, The Gorillaz, Twiztid, Peter Gabriel, Syd Barret, Lydia Lunch, Depeche Mode, Lush, Cranes, Swans, Peter Murphy, Marianne Faithful, Zero 7, The Shins, NIN, Brazillian Grils, Cream, Hendrix, Uberkunst, Front 242, Skinny Puppy, Panjabi MC, Buddha Bar, Bhaz Lurman, Kurt Kobain, Hole, , Amon Tobin, Massive Attack, Tricky, Zap Mama, 2 Short, Esham, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Eric B and Rakim, Beastie Boys, Moby, Seal, NWA, Danny Elfman, Orbital, Lush, Curve, Afroman, Billy Holiday, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Spice Girls, Bare Naked Ladies, Nelly Furtado, Sugar Cubes, Bjork, Radiohead, Digital Underground, Live, Dance Macabre, Throbbing Gristle, The Breeders, Thrill Kill Cult, Disposable Heroes, REM, Fire Pie, Sisters of Mercy, Dubya MC, DJ ChickenMonkey and much, MUCH more

Movies:

John Waters, John Hughes, Kevin Smith, Forbidden Zone, American Splendor, Party Monster, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, My Life, The Aviator, Anything with John Cleese

Television:

Television is evil. Except for South Park.

Books:

Anything by: William Bouroughs, Isaac Asimov, Tom Robbins, Jim Bren, Jon StewartLayout made by

Heroes:

Tom Waits, William Burroughs, Frida Khalo, Emily Lustman, Ethan Hunter-Bernstein

My Blog

What a strange journey life is

I feel as if my life is a book, written by a half crazed, abstract artist who has taken to much salvia. I can't put into words what I am feeling right now.....
Posted by Lotus on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

The Society for Sarcasm. "Like we NEED your support."

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of thepostmodernists, you collect avant-gardeIndonesian hiphop compilations and eat journalarticles for breakfast. You positively livefor theory. It really doe...
Posted by Lotus on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:26:00 PST

I'm Going Straight to Hell

Type your FIRST REACTION when you hear these 34 words: 1. Money : The faster you spend it, the faster it comes back to you 2. Love : an ideology, but as far as ideologies go, one that makes sens...
Posted by Lotus on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:17:00 PST

Dear Mr. President

Dear President Bush,Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone t...
Posted by Lotus on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:36:00 PST

Never come between a man and his coffee

Dear Fruitfly, I understand your proclivity to hang around the office. Things can get pretty messy around here and when it gets busy it's pretty likely a banana or apple will sit too long and be a ...
Posted by Lotus on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:27:00 PST

A coctail fit for legends

The OFFICIAL Bobby Burns cocktail: 1 1/2 ounces of sweet vermouth 1 1/2 ounces of scotch whiskey 1 1/4 tea-spoons of Benedictine herbal liqueurand a twist of lemon.Drink and Remember the greatest guy ...
Posted by Lotus on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:16:00 PST

Acid woes...

My husband, genius that he is... Accidentally picked up my bottle of pure salicylic acid zit remover and used it in place of his eyedrops last night. The bottles are almost identical, and were sitt...
Posted by Lotus on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:36:00 PST

My Favorite Poem

ELETELEPHONY Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant - No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone - (Dear me! I am not certain quite That even now I've got it...
Posted by Lotus on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 05:06:00 PST

Signs

You are a Capricorn born in the most chalengingtime of the year, duh, it is mid-winter!! Andyour animal symbol is the mountain goat with afishes tail, like a mergoat!! You are serious,practical, hard-...
Posted by Lotus on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 04:56:00 PST

Juggaluggalo

Take the quiz: "Insane clown posse quiz, Juggalo or Poser?"JuggaloYour a True Juggalo, Born With a hatchet and a juggalo face, Cruisin with A trunk full of faygo and a car full of fat chix, and haunte...
Posted by Lotus on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:16:00 PST