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Morton's List

Morton's List: The End to Boredom

About Me


Morton's List (official site) is a game of different kind; a real-life game that is more entertaining than anything you have ever played. At its simplest, it is an hour of randomly determined entertainment. At its highest, it is a vessel for limitless adventure and personal growth. The best way to know Morton's List is to play Morton's List, just once. Then you'll get it.
For those who have never played (those outside the Inner Circle), it is difficult to explain the incredible variety of activities (Quests) within this game. There is no "typical" Morton's List game; you could find yourself keeping the streets free from crime, engaging in philosophical conversations, exploring abandoned buildings, creating works of original art, or just trying to get laid. And those are only 5 examples of the 360 entertaining Quests contained within the 13 Tables of Morton's List.
Once you trust in Morton's List to end your boredom, and let the dice decide what you and your friends will do, you are opening your life to whatever fate/chance/Karma has in store.
It's more than a game, it's the End to Boredom.
To learn more, download Morton's Lite: 13% a free sample .pdf
EVENTS - 2007 MORTON'S LIST TOUR DE CHANCE DATES
Origins International Games Expo 2007
Columbus, Ohio - Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday, July 5-8
Six Years of Flavor,
Six Years of Flavor,
Six Years of Flavor,
Six Years of Flavor,
Six Years of Flavor,
Six Years of Flavor,
Union Square (The Big Statue), Manhattan, New York City, Friday, July 13th, at 7:30 pm. Quest at 8pm. Hosted by Twilight Lord R. Jesse. This is a part of the worldwide Friday the 13th celebrations. See forum and here for specific details.
The Gathering of the Juggalos
IL-1 & Lamb Rd, Cave-In-Rock, IL 62919 – Thursday, August 9 to Sunday, August 12, 2007. Midnight Quests Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights
Gen Con Indy
Indianapolis, Indiana - Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday, August 16-19
Burning Man 2007
Black Rock City (on the "playa" in the Black Rock Desert several hours north of Reno, NV) - Monday, August 27 - Monday, September 3
Use this fresh map to find other Inner Circle Members who want to have Real Life Adventures with you:

My Interests

The 13 aspects of reality as they are arranged over the 360 unique Quests of Morton's List that include everything. And we are serious when we say EVERYTHING.

I'd like to meet:


This MySpace is not for whom we'd like to meet, but for whom YOU would like to meet. We are here to bring all Members of the Inner Circle together. Everyone here has played or has an interest in playing the game that has ended boredom for tens of thousands worldwide.

For Dark Carnival Games News and conversations with other Members of the Inner Circle go to The Official Morton's List Forum.

Books:

Morton's Lite 13%: An Introduction to Real Life Gaming
FREE (.pdf)

Morton's List: The End to Boredom

$19.99 Boxed Set

360 Degrees of the Inner Circle: A Morton's List Supplement

$8.99 (.pdf - book sold out)

Morton's List: The End to Boredom

$12.99 (book ONLY)

Morton's List at Amazon.com
$30.00 Boxed Set

My Blog

Mortons List MySpace moving to Facebook

Morton’s List on MySpace will be moving to Facebook. Morton’s List and the Inner Circle have enjoyed socially networking through MySpace, but due to our profile unexpectedly freezing, and...
Posted by Morton's List on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:07:00 PST

Devastacion is Coming

Ninjas of the Inner Circle,A swirling, growing vortex looms on the horizon, foreboding with promise, cackling with energy, bristling with positivity and mayhem, chaos unleashed, zombies shambling on c...
Posted by Morton's List on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:48:00 PST

Events Line up at GOTJ 2008 at Cave-in Rock, IL

Ninjas,These are the entire Dark Carnival Games Events line up for the 2008, GOTJ, Thursday, August 9th, to Sunday, August 12th, at Cave-in Rock, IL.Introduction to Morton's List: The End to Boredom, ...
Posted by Morton's List on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

The Karmic Gathering: OctoberList is on!

Friends, ninjas, Inner Circle Members. Preparations for The Karmic Gathering are underway and there is much to report.  The Karmic Order of Twilight Lords has selected a venue to serve as the Ka...
Posted by Morton's List on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:42:00 PST

Forum Update June 28th (The Gathering Quests)

Ninjas of the Inner Circle,This blog update is very similar to everything discussed on the ML forum (http://crowsnest.conforums.com), but that update was so hype, that is was deemed fresh enough to be...
Posted by Morton's List on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:57:00 PST

Poetic Element

This was scribed by an Inner Circle member who rolled Vision Quest, and was inspired to put fingers to keys to. Many elements of Morton's List are encapsulated in the form of this karma-induced prose....
Posted by Morton's List on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:18:00 PST

Anything Can Happen

Members of the Inner Circle present and Future, Welcome to Morton's List on MySpace. Since starting MySpace/Mortons_List on February Seventh, the response has been overwhelming. Over 180 people ...
Posted by Morton's List on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:04:00 PST