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I like drinking beer. There, I said it.I like my rowdy friends. If its not them getting me into trouble, then its me getting them into trouble. And we never hold it against each other; it simply gives us something to laugh about later while swilling beers on the corner.I look innocent, but the people who know me know that Im anything but. Im the person that talks to the cops, and gets away scot-free even while wasted. (Its an art really).I despise pretension.I love that I own my own car, but I dont like the car that I own. It was something that an ex and I invested in together. She picked it out. If it were up to me, Id have an old, absurdly long, tacky-ass Cadillac. When I save-up enough money, Im gonna get it.I would dress differently, but I simply dont invest in clothes. I get hand-me-downs all the time, and thats what I put on in the morning. It amazes me how many people judge me by what I wear. (Again, I can get away with stuff by wearing weird crap that my sister sent to me from Indiana).I freakin love my family. You heard me! Weve all come a long way since I came out of the closet so many years ago. Im proud of em.There is a grand, old tugboat in the Richmond Marina that I call home, and I cant imagine living on land ever again. (land-lubbersfeh)I graduated film school last year, and am lucky enough to actually be USING my degree as an assistant producer for a crazy theater troupe in Oakland.
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man

You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You? You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

All kinds of schtuff...

Music:

All kinds...I like sound effect c.d.'s for the weird little films I make. I love the local band scene in Oakland, and pretty much anything else that sounds good, or has intelligent lyrics. Okay, maybe I don't particularly like those breathy voiced pop guys. You know the ones...In fact, I hate them. Take the quiz:
What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.

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Movies:

You gotta be crazy to think I can narrow this list down. Kill me now.
You're Bettie Page!

Television:

We don't have cable here on the docks, but I have caught a few episodes of Lost recently...It's like mind candy. Fun.
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Charming Beekeeper.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Books:

I was an English major before switching to Film, and I love a good read. Crap! I just re-read my stupid profile...Am I going to have to update this shit everytime I read a freakin' book??? Okay then: I just finished "Geek Love", "Prozac Nation", and The No. 1 Women's Detective Agency". I'm starting "The Boat Who Wouldn't Float", and on-going is "The Artist's Way". I recommend them all, except maybe Prozac Nation if you're feeling a little down. Recently is: "Dry", by Augesten Burrows, and "Where you Once Belonged". Read both, they're both good books.

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin

My Blog

"Symbolic" Gesture

Okay. It has come to my attention that someheterosexuals feel cheated, or robbed by thehomosexual community. Its true!How, you ask? Well, they feel cheated because wevetaken the rainbow symbol away fr...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:42:00 PST

I can't believe it's not butter

Breaking news: While the rest of the world celebrated Mayday yesterday, the people of Japan took part in a grotesque annual ritual they call: Sumo Child-Eating Day.Showing their solidarity and support...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:42:00 PST

Saint Fucking Patrick's Day

I hate this stupid day. I hate it! Did I mention that I hate it? It is the unluckiest (most unlucky) day of the year for me. I am now convinced that out of 365 freakin' days, everyone has an unlucky d...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST

My blind date with a search engine

I recently went on a blind date and let me tell you, it was freaky! I'm here to warn you all about this weirdo. If a guy named Jeeves asks you out, run for the hills. He's totally random. If you ask a...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:57:00 PST

Sinful feelings toward friends..heh, heh

Its a party&a party at my place. Not so many people, just a few friends meeting-up before our trek to the bar. My best bud and her man are on the deck talking and laughing together. They are both...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST

Advice from Deckhand Shannon

Dear Butterly Confused, Well Captain Curt gave some good advice (if you can call it that), and while I agree with him about my clinical expertise on the subject, (I received a degree in bestiality ...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:24:00 PST

Advice to Butterly Confused from Captain Curt

Dear Butterly Confused, Well to begin with I think there is a distinct difference between licking and screwing, does the dog actually insert his gigantic dick and pump away or does he just lick. I...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:22:00 PST

New advice column available! Dear Cap't Curt and Deckhand Shannon!

Dear Captain Curt and Deckhand Shannon, I have a problem. And knowing that you are a new advice column with practically no experience, but a good grasp of know-how and common sense, I thought Id ...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:51:00 PST

Dripjoy Live!

The fantastic Dripjoy just finalized a gig for Friday September 29th at the Metro in Oakland. They'll be closing the show with Soul Broker, Greenhouse Effect and two other bands. Make a note of it if ...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST

I wonder what the interest would be...?

Last night I dreamt that I was talking with a strange little man. He was ranting and raving about how much he hates religion, especially Jesus. Going on and on about it. (Now, Im not a fan of organiz...
Posted by Shantastic-boombastic on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:35:00 PST