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About Me



If laymo13 were a drink they would be:
4 parts attractiveness 3 parts sentimental 4 parts charming
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Charming Herbalist.

Where You Lived: Jamaica.

How You Died: Tidal Wave. Who Were You In a Past Life?I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Blog

The 72 Chronicles..Vol. 5

 A.M.  oh..it's fun when you become the entertaiment of the commute...this one's gonna have to build...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:46:00 GMT

How many does it take to change a battery??

3...Two dykes and a straight girl.. Straight girl does most of the work.  Doesn't make the two dykes feel any less butch...Ain't life grand??
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:47:00 GMT

part two

Chica de Boom..it REALLY is her...There's only one Benton, AR  i know...and here's an even funnier thing...the card was declined...I should have known...she had shit for credit when I was with he...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:10:00 GMT

Shocked Capricorn

This week just keeps getting spookier and spookier...So's I'm in the warehouse, entering shipments to go out for the day,and this name pops up in one of the window that makes me takea double take (ok...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:36:00 GMT

Funtime at the House of Pigs..

When the hell does Mercury stop being in Retrograde??Or whatever the hell it is that is making things so f**king chaotic around me...Space Monkey, you must let me know when you are donningyour Miss Cl...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:47:00 GMT

Beer is really the key

Last night I verified an important lesson.  Beer is really the key if you want to have to good shit in life.  Okay, maybe not the key to all, but at least to Bar-B-Que ribs.  Since this...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:37:00 GMT

Having some Cranberries on the Island of Mud

I really can't think of a better way to bring in Spring than a little whaling Irishmen (but really, are there any other kind??)...Now that I think about it, I do believe I went to their concert in the...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:26:00 GMT

The 72 Chronicles..Vol. 4

A.M.crazy guy on the bus...I will NOT look at you.  you have the look that says that if I do, you just might get off at my stop just to harrass me.  please...I've not had my first cup of cof...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:35:00 GMT

space monkey's kitty

aww space monkey.. you look so cute with miss amelie...you say she favors me, but i see the love she gives you.  the way you stroke her, she'd only let you do that for her.  anyone else wou...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 22:33:00 GMT

Forklift 101

You didn't know that Forklift certification classes would be so worldly..I thought we just sit in, watch a few videos, drive around the cones a little, take a test, and boom...Little did I know there ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:47:00 GMT