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IfIHadAHiFi

You've done it again you shower of bastards

About Me


Buy Hot Nuggets! (on CD or picture disc!) at Crustacean Records!
Buy No More Music at the The No Karma Online Store or on iTunes !
Buy Ones and Zeroes at the No Karma Online Store !
Look. Here's the deal. IfIHadAHiFi are full of a bunch of bitter, pissy assholes who play loud, unlistenable cacophany with a dance beat and have been doing so since 2000. There's a very good chance your band has played with them. There's also a very good chance that when you played with them, they were talking shit about your band because they think you suck. That's what they do. They also hurt themselves, each other, and their instruments. A lot. The kids love them and girls want to hop on their cocks. Don't believe it? Fucking believe it, because our girlfriends are hotter than yours, your girlfriends wish they were ours, and hell, *you* probably wish you were ours.
BY THE WAY: Two things:
1) If you send us event invites, they will be deleted without being read. So please refrain. Do you see us sending out event invites? No, you do not. People we have friended in New Zealand do not need to know we're playing in Milwaukee for the 5,856th time.
2) If you post a flyer or other sort of plug for anything in our comments section, it will be deleted! Why is this so hard to grasp? Fuckin' quit it! It's rude and annoying and lame. I don't want to disable html in our comments but i frickin' will...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/1/2004
Band Website: ifihadahifi.net
Band Members: DrAwkward plays drums. Yale Delay plays guitar. MrAlarm, aka THE FUCKING WIZARD, plays bass and moog. RevEver? He blasts crazy with synth, guitar, bass, and samples. There is NO LEAD SINGER, because that shit's a fool's paradise. Pick up an instrument and contribute.
Influences:
Sounds Like: .. ..
Record Label: Yours?
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

10.22.07: Cactus Club w/Captured! By Robots

Last night's show with the mighty Captured! By Robots reinforced for me an important lesson in playing on stage: fessing up to a bad set on stage is very tricky business. If you joke about it a few ti...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:19:00 PST

Website Update: 10.18.07: Many much news re: new record, WMSE, and more!

10.18.07 Oh, i'm sorry, were you expecting an update long before now? Have you forgotten with whom you're dealing here? So here's what's up with IfIHadAHiFi: Earlier this month, we spent five days at ...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:27:00 PST

09.15.07: Chicago, IL, The Mutiny, !OUCHO! Fest

For the last nine years, Joe Sepi and his band (appropriately enough entitled *joesepi*) have hosted !OUCHO! Fest at our favorite dive bar in Chicago, The Mutiny. The gist of the whole deal is this: ...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

IfIHadARepliTour

O hai. At some point, i'm sure there will be recaps of our four shows this weekend with Oakland, CA's Replicator, our best friends in the rock 'n' roll world. Until then, i invite you to read Replicat...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST

8.25.07 Racine, WI: It’s 1982 All Over Again

I am totally going to do one of these... So things start out bad... the Dr. informs me that the back hatch to the van is not working, since the side door dosent open either this is really not good new...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

A Very Economical Recap of Our Last Five Shows.

Hey! Remember when i used to keep these show recaps updated on a regular basis? Me too. June 9: MKE, Cactus Club. white, wrench, conservatory. CD release show w/Viva La Foxx and the Kents. Insane turn...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:57:00 PST

Website Update 07.03.07

4.3.07 Happy Day Before Independence Day, and Happy Day After Scooter Libby's Pardoning Day. USA! USA! USA! Sigh. Anyway. Thanks to everyone who came out on our recent road trips and hung out with us....
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:14:00 PST

HiFi "Minotaur Documentation" Tour '07, Day 4: 06.04.07 Bloomington: Party Crashers

Another Monday on the road, another Punk Rock Night at Uncle Fester's in Bloomington. PRN in Bloomington is one of the most golden of oases in the world of DIY punk rock touring: a guaranteed hot crow...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:01:00 PST

HiFi "Minotaur Documentation Tour 2007 Day Three: 06.03.07 Lansing: "Jesus led me to the baseme

One important piece of information needs to be remembered during the recap of our time in Lansing this time out:Tom and Jim from Red Swan built a still.This is what sludgy doom balladeers in central M...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:18:00 PST

IfIHadAHiFi "Minotaur Documentation Tour 2007" Day Two: 06.02.07 Chicago: Superstarcastival!

"Hey Doc.""Yeah Rev?""I noticed you put the recap for this show over on the Superstarcastic blog, where you are a regular contributor.""Yes. Yes i did.""What the fuck, man? You're neglecting the HiFi ...
Posted by IfIHadAHiFi on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:57:00 PST