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sarah bear-ah!

i wanna puke on the stereo.

About Me

my name is sarah, and i'm a wisconsin transplant in charm city.

my boyfriend and i are currently losing all of our combined hair attempting to open up a gallery/boutique in hampden. luckily, we look good bald.

i like to read, make art, and be diabetic.

i also like dancing around my apartment pretending to be brigitte bardot:

My Interests


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Which Breakfast Clubber Are You? Find out @ She's Craftyoh yeah and i have aol instant messenger so if you wanna IM me feel free: five fifths dead

I'd like to meet:

it would be amazing to know or have known: john waters, kathleen hanna, frank zappa, kim gordon, frank black, thurston moore, divine, tobi vail, elvis costello, sylvia plath, billy karren, barbara kruger, mink stole, kim deal, jean-michel basquiat, yoko ono, gertrude stein, any and all member(s) of gravy train!!!!, hugh laurie, calvin johnson, kathi wilcox, miranda july, heather matarazzo, john kennedy o'toole, shirley muldowney...aw, who am i kidding? pretty much everyone else ever. including you, if you're nice.

MY BOYFRIEND AND COUSIN ARE AWESOME. (SEE BELOW.)

Music:

bikini kill, sonic youth, the frumpies, the gossip, the pixies, gravy train!!!!, deep lust, stereo total, cat power, beat happening, the blood brothers, bjork, the velvet underground, television, julie ruin, dinosaur jr, devo, violent femmes, lou reed, le tigre, loose fur, norah, belle & sebastian, mirah, regina spektor, the decemberists, the yeah yeah yeahs, serge gainsbourg, elvis costello, mudhoney, L7, silver jews, fiona apple, pavement, sebadoh, frank zappa (and the mothers of invention), talking heads, enon, bob dylan, godzuki, emily's sassy lime, buffalo daughter, subdebs, slim moon, new pornographers, dead kennedys, the breeders, bratmobile, the hookers, buzzcocks, meat puppets, the white stripes, solex, richard hell & the voidoids, roxy music, ugly duckling, xiu xiu, built to spill, les savy fav, the sadies, beastie boys, wilco, run-dmc, buffalo tom, the flying luttenbachers, neutral milk hotel, elf power, missy elliott, nirvana, moreno veloso, !!!, suba, half japanese, da lata, modest mouse, the hives, i am kloot, black eyes, the french kicks, rainer maria, lunachicks, the locust, the [international] noise conspiracy, subhumans, circle jerks, el guapo, the exploited, black flag, killdozer, blonde redhead, hot snakes, distillers, rancid, X, apples in stereo, elliott smith, stephen malkmus (with and without the jicks), neil young, folk implosion, burning brides, frank black, comet gain, excuse 17, cadallaca, imperial teen, sleater-kinney, erase errata, the mooney suzuki, ramones, her space holiday, fugazi, calexico, sex pistols, boris the sprinkler, juiceboxxx, giuded by voices, grand buffet, sole, mc chris, rev. norb, groovie ghoulies, selby tigers, black sabbath, beck, AC/DC, atombombpocketknife, james brown, the kinks, the who, refused, the rolling stones, sahara hotnights, daniel johnston, jad fair, the doors, the selecter, blondie, misfits, lightning hopkins, mecca normal, witchypoo, free kitten, led zeppelin, cibo matto, optiganally yours, komeda, shonen knife, f-minus, beulah, the pillows, thee headcoats (and thee headcoatees), spoon, team dresch, atom & his package, best friends forever, dead milkmen, tom waits, the thermals, elastica, less than jake, the impossibles, brass castle, j mascis & the fog, el polvo, the hold steady, dressy bessy, ifihadahifi, david bowie, i am the world trade center, air, black fork, beauty pill, tv on the radio, and other shit you don't care about.

Movies:

every john waters movie ever. every todd solondz movie ever. the rocky horror picture show. buffalo 66. rushmore. what's up tigerlily? and god created woman. horror rises from the tomb. memento. clue. the wasp woman. attack of the killer tomatoes. the life aquatic. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. the virgin suicides. ichi the killer. lost in translation. laura. ghost world. bucket of blood. about schmidt. orgazmo. pagan rhapsody. cannibal! the musical. marie antoinette. junebug. thumbsucker. the squid and the whale. jesus christ vampire hunter.

Television:

tim and eric awesome show great job, 12 oz. mouse, absolutely fabulous, deadwood, rome, strangers with candy, and the episode of cheaters where joey greco gets stabbed on a boat.

i also enjoy ace of cakes, especially since it's the only show on food network that my boyfriend will watch with me.

oh, and i watch the news, biased reporting and all. it's a journalistic car wreck and i just can't look away.

Books:

works by: chuck pahlaniuk. sylvia plath. jean paul sartre. truman capote. john kennedy toole. j.d. salinger. gertrude stein. friedrich nietzsche. bell hooks. gabriel garcia marquez. franz kafka. many others.

Heroes:

everyone who's not afraid to call themself a feminist.

everyone who's not afraid to speak their mind.

everyone who's not afraid to to admit that they're wrong.

everyone who's not afraid to loan me twenty bucks.

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My Blog

the ABCs. with knives.

i took the time to fill this out, so i'll post it here too out of sheer laziness. [A]- AVAILABLE:it depends. as an assassin? you betcha. as a girlfriend? not so much. [B]- BIRTHDAY:october 9th, just l...
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:29:00 PST

x-mas, charm city style

as you may or may not know, my boyfriend and i recently moved to baltimore (at the beginning of november, to be exact). everything is really different here, and i'd be lying if i said i wasn't homesic...
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

c'mon, fill this out so i can feel cool.

FILL IN THE BLANKS, CHUMPS.  (pretty please.) My name:Who is the love of my life:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each ...
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

a year later!

i haven't blogged in...hmm, let's see...a year? damn. my boyfriend's closing reception in chicago sucked due to lack of promotion on the gallery's part. he has a show coming up in racine on satur...
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:16:00 PST

sayonara mount mary

i'm officially dropping out on monday. i'm moving my stuff out friday through sunday, so if any of you guys wanna stop in and say goodbye, it'd be nice.
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

homemade chinese food

yes, sarah CAN cook...as proved by her delicious batch of chicken chop suey. (why am i referring to myself in the third person?)
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

falling down stairs can be fun

...NOT. ouch!
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

college schmollege

i. hate. college. everyone says that it's supposed to be so fun and enlightening. IT SUCKS. all i ever want to do is go away. i could elaborate on this for hours, but i won't.
Posted by sarah bear-ah! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST