Es-CaRGo on cRAcK... (GORE WARNING) |
APPeaRanCes can Be VeRy DeceivingG, or sO I QuickLy LeaRnt WheN The LittLe GirL LunGed at Me and Began GNAWING AT MY SKULL. My HaiR was DRencHed with Her BLOODY SALIVA but I WaS MoRe ConceRneD aBouT H... Posted by Wendy Where? on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST |
LoBoToMY NoTes and a MaSS of WhiTe LiNeN... |
FinaLLy ouT of HaRmS way I DeciDeD it WouLd be BeST to CoLLecT tHe BLOODIED VERMIN. I CauTiousLy ReTrieveD TheiR sHaKinG and DisFiguReD ForMs and PuT TheM in a sTeeL CaGe. If the LiTTLe BEaSTs Do Rega... Posted by Wendy Where? on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST |
DiFFicuLty iN ReLisHing tHe pLeaSuRe of PyRoMaNiA... |
The HeaVy DeaD-BoLt Of tHe BaSemenT DooR maDe a HIDEOUS SCREAM aS I pRied iT LooSe. ThE Dr. WouLd NeVeR KeeP ThinGs sO PooRLy MainTaiNeD! A SqueaKy DooR or FLooRboaRd wouLd SenD HeR BAT-SHIT-INSANE! T... Posted by Wendy Where? on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST |
ReGaiNinG a ConsciouS ConFusiOn |
The KitcHeN DID SeeM a LittLe QuieT, eVen for tHe ReGuLaR TranQuiLiTy oF oUr ResiDeNce. IF I CouLd SmeLL the HORROR WouLd haVe SunK in MoRe QuickLy.InDeeD SomeThinG wAs TeRRibLy WronG. NaTscHa's WaTer... Posted by Wendy Where? on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST |
SpeCiaL AnnouNceMenT...LittLe DeaD GirLs... |
I juSt WanTed To LeT aLL YoU CraZy MysPaCe MinioNs KnoW ThaT I HaVe FINALLY ComPeTed "Wendy Where?'s Book Of LittLe Dead Girls" Just in time For HaLLoWeen.AusTralian Trick Or TreaTers Can Purchase It ... Posted by Wendy Where? on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST |
SLiGhTLy oUt of pLaCe... |
I wAs PrePaRinG foR my FuneRaL - BougHt on By tHoSe FouL VeRmiN... aNd TheN tHe NexT ThinG I KnoW... HeRe I aM... LyinG on tHe Dr.s KitcHen BencH...Out oF SuRpRiSe I leApT up... OnLy to LooSe my FooTi... Posted by Wendy Where? on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:10:00 PST |
A MoonLiT sTroLL... |
ThE sTiLLneSS of tHe eVeNinG taKes me By SuRpRiSe...GoNe aRe tHe cReaKy fLooRboaRds, tHe TickinG cLocK and heaVy PuRRinG tHat I had BecoMe aCCusTomeD to...SLowLy iT sTarTs coMing Back tO me... The sof... Posted by Wendy Where? on Sun, 28 May 2006 08:22:00 PST |
JusT this MorNinG oVer TeA and ScoNes... |
MaYbe tHere is stiLL hoPe...UpoN DiscoVerinG the BenT SpOOnS, DeaD RoSeS and 'BoiLing waTer' the Dr. wAs ThriLLed!WhiLst she Was DisaPPoinTeD ThaT she was noT the aLL ConTroLLinG foRce BehinD hEr 'Per... Posted by Wendy Where? on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:33:00 PST |
HunTinG ReGimeN aNd EnougH NoiSe to RaiSe tHe DeaD... |
MoSt of the NighT I had BeeN benDing the SiLveRwaRe to prEcisE 90 - dEgrEE aNgLes, DoSinG the HeriTaGe LisTeD RoSeS with RounD-uP and ScytHe ( a sPeciaL oNe to oNe soLuTioN, PoTentiaLLy Ten TimeS sTro... Posted by Wendy Where? on Sat, 13 May 2006 08:06:00 PST |
trYing to beNd spOOns, bOiL WaTeR and kiLL aLL tHe HeriTaGe LisTed RoseS... |
I HaVe the Dr. ConVinceD that ShE is "GoD"...LasT nigHt the Dr. wAs MusinG oVer SoMe nEW HypotheSiS, WhicH is baSed aRouNd tHe cenTraL iDea that PerHapS the 'Universe' is onLy 'her' peRcepTion...AnyWa... Posted by Wendy Where? on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:34:00 PST |