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K-rista

You can go further than Rock Bottom.

About Me

I'm K-ris-TA.I'm your run of the mill, beer swilling, tequila/whiskey/jager shootin', metal head.My hobbies include; kicking ass and taking names, and being as saucy as possible, whenever possible.Yeah thats pretty much me.


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My Interests

Drinking my face off at least a couple times a week. Going to awesome shows. Hatin' on bitches. Debauchery.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Tucker Max. Jack Black. Rikki Lovejoy, holy shit you are hilarious.

Music:

DEATH. Strapping Young Lad. Nile. Behemoth. Cannibal Corpse. Quo vadis. Necrophagist. Suffocation. Dying Fetus. PANTERA. Morbid Angel. Zyklon. Arsis. Deeds of Flesh. Deicide. Aborted. Emperor. Drawn and Quartered. Decapitated. Prositute Disfigurement. Vital Remains. Kataklysm. Vehemence. Origin. Beneath The Massacre. Exhumed. Macabre. Anata. Skinless. Torsofuck. Human Mincer. Severe Torture. Beer for a Blowjob. Gorgoroth. Obituary. Symbyosis. Carcass. Anal Cunt. Blood Red Throne. Martyr. Belphegor. Extreme Noise Terror. Unmerciful. Ontogeny. Toxocara. Infinited Hate. Devian. Skinless.

Movies:

Natural Born killers. The Devil's Rejects. Evil Dead 1&2 Dawn of the Dead. Cannibal Holocaust. Brain Dead. House of 1000 Corpses. Blow. Scarface. Gummo. Resident Evil. Zombie Nightmare. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1972)

Heroes:

Tucker Max. Maddox. Rikki Lovejoy. Dimebag. Chuck Schuldiner. My mom. Your mom. Jesus.