I'm really independant. I consider myself an individual. You can't tell me how to dress, how to talk, who is cool to hang out with and who is not cool to hang out with, mom. You see, I am an artist. I am a really, really, good artist. I deal with these ways of being that would make you totally freak if you had to deal with them for even a NANOsecond! Just leave me alone mom, I love you, but gosh-darnit' you're tearing this family apart.