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joe/distort

joedistort

About Me

nerdy dude who is the smartest idiot or the dumbest genius you'll ever meet.i like tacos, kittens, crazy music, out of hand hardcore shows and comics. sound like fun? fuck yes its fun! i have a blast whenever i can because life is fucking stupid if you dont.
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My Interests

comics, diy shows, my nerdy lady,record collecting, horror movies, trying to write,half assed drunken hardcore dancing,iced tea and lemonade,the nintendo ds, weird shit,toys of an awesome nature, things with "crisis" in the title that AREN'T earth crisis,being a hilarious jerk, green tilt, hot sauce,arguing/"discussing" issues with the best group of friends in the world.plotting schemes that don't come to fruition. i drink too much sometimes, and regret it the next day.

I'd like to meet:

nerdy punk rockers. a guy with a flier that says "tear it up reunion @ a house". people that want to make comics, but share my lazy ass timetable. people that think this is the best possible way to begin the new year also, whoever thought this was a good idea:

Music:

waaaaaay too much to list, so i'll keep it simple: punk rock, thrash, poppunk, digital hardcore,weird electronics,emoviolence, grindcore,industrial,japanese craziness,metalcore, powerviolence,whiny crap,canadian diy pop (with or without keyboards) skacore....and my chemical romance/the black parade(serious?! serious.) but never-EVER- nickelback. what shows should all be like.

Movies:

texas chainsaw massacre ( the real one), made,jacobs ladder, both halloweens, charlie brown christmas, serenity,run ronnie run,event horizon many many more that are nerdy/brutally graphic in nature.

Television:

the simpsons, mr show, space ghost coast to coast, pbs,the office, aqua teen hunger force,tom goes to the mayor, alway sunny, upright citizens brigade, jeopardy!

Books:

writers:grant morrison,chuck palahniuk,james ellroy, raymond chandler,matt fraction,david lapham,brian wood, geoff johns, alan moore, warren ellis,frank miller (before he went crazy...)brian azzerello, clive barker,ed brubaker,chris gage,mark millar, i can keep going if need be.

Heroes:

see above.

My Blog

the may round up where i talk about shit that made me smile.

yay! im so glad i dont blog while depressed. to keep it simple, i will cut out "standard paragraphs" and other such bullshit. w) i finally saw MINISTRY. on my birthday, no less. my inner eighth grader...
Posted by joe/distort on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:29:00 PST

my weekend of super fun

1) tempe music fest. seriously. what a let down, but thats my fault for being optimistic about my favorite band playing a warm up for their real tour. they werent very good, the crowd sucked, there wa...
Posted by joe/distort on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST

again?

dreamed of uncooked food being served to me again. this time it was chicken in some sort of soup. what the hell? i need to figure out what is causing these food dreams. also, i remembered that i was s...
Posted by joe/distort on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:48:00 PST

more dream shit for you to not concern yourself with

so i went to bed LIQUORED last night, and as such had some odd dreams. i dont recall all of them, but the one that just came to me involved me waiting in a diner for my friends at what seemed to be li...
Posted by joe/distort on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:42:00 PST

this is why you headbutt girls in your sleep:

my dream from last night OR the combat garage sale competition   alright, so i'm at a bar that resembles the small room of the electric ballroom. i'm drinking with aston/pants and gerard way, tal...
Posted by joe/distort on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

why i am so much more awesome than you (or,rad shit that i felt the need to bother others with)

wow, i am in a great fucking mood. here are somethings that contributed to that. if you follow my multi-step plan into the future, you too can realize the infinite potential of Shambrain, th...
Posted by joe/distort on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:22:00 PST

Q:am i turning "normal"? A: maybe.

bored on saturday, about to rest up well. i feel a definite shift since the beginning of this year, and totally welcome it. the booze-up-and-get-fucking-rowdy quotient is definitely tuned down which i...
Posted by joe/distort on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST

phoenix nerd con weekend

wow, if you are a big dork who feels socially awkward, hang out at a comic con all day: you will walk away with an enhanced sense of confidence knowing that "hey, maybe im not nearly as bad as i thoug...
Posted by joe/distort on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

my hand has the number 21 drawn on it.

beertown+rockandroll of the runwiththehunted and landminemarathon variety+ up too late and drunk+countdown to infinitie disasters=oh yes, life owns it sometimes. suck it haters.
Posted by joe/distort on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:58:00 PST

yeah, i know. trite is the word youre looking for.

so, its almost the end of the year and i have to say 2007 was probably the only year i can remember where the good stuff far outweighed the bad. i had a lot of fun this year, tempered by some of the s...
Posted by joe/distort on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:30:00 PST