Amusing Statistics |
What do you suppose I am to take from this?35-45 year-old males. That's my audience.
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:30:00 PST |
Aubrey Beardsley |
I have stumbled upon the amazing art of Aubrey Beardsley. If you are not familiar with his work, I suggest you lose yourself in it when you have a free hour or two....
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:19:00 PST |
Things Lately |
I came home today after reading the few new comics I bought and decided I had the time to write the blog I've been meaning to write for a few weeks. (That's right, I've finally got my weekly books do...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:47:00 PST |
Tangents/Insanity |
Well, well, well. I just typed the first few sentences of something only to accidentally hit something that reset the page and I lost it. So, instead of writing about the sad fact that the world is ...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST |
Youve Never Been To Disneyland?! |
There’s this phenomenon I have noticed going around that seems, to me, unfortunate. As everyone is well aware, there is a lot of ignorance in the world. This is inevitable since there is not a...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:15:00 PST |
Christing Fuck |
Holy Jesus, I am a headcase.Almost every single time I walk into the grocery store after 10PM (which is almost every time I go there), there is no line at the register. I go to get (usually) about t...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST |
On Being A Fuck-up |
For years, I have found myself thinking something’s wrong with me. While I can’t say that the thought is entirely ever-present, I can say that it is persistent. I think I’m fucked ...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:32:00 PST |
There I Go, Not Sleeping Again |
I seriously don't have any time, but it's not that bad because I manage to do multiple worthwhile things many days of the week, if not all. What else can I ask for? Haha. A lot. It would be stupid to ...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:12:00 PST |
January SJO! |
It's nearly a month late, but January 2008 SJO has been printed, stapled and folded. It will be around in the usual places soon so be on the lookout. (Or come to my house.)If you love me, you will c...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST |
Double-ewe Tee Fuck |
Jesus Christ, my head is going to explode. I shouldn't even be writing this, I have so much shit to do. A week from today, I will be two months behind on printing the monthly Screw Jeff Owens. I am...
Posted by Screw Jeff Owens: Stoner Magician on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:14:00 PST |
